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What is the Aristo Bear's name?

I have been wondering whether the Aristo bear has a name. It is in hibernation, I imagine, at this time of year, so we can’t ask it.

Is the bear, male or female.  

This question is very important if one was to think of sending a gift of appreciation to said bear, for the many hours of good deeds it has performed…

I'm not asking over on the Aristo web page, because I'm afraid that it would be condemmed as a sexist question, and I'd be banished from home soil for life....!!!

And NO…I don’t want a date with the bear…or any lessons on hibernation from the bear…

Could the cost of honey, have any bearing on the price of Aristo's track.....?

I just threw the last question in for some sort of railroad content…I was asking about the price of “Aristo train track”

This whole note is basicly based on a severe case of pending CABIN FEVER....

   Fr.Fred

His name is Tate and he is male I’m pretty sure.

-Brian

A more important question might be, “Why is the Aristo Bear?”

more like the widespread loss of bee colonies affecting the cost of track…go ahead Fred…enjoy another sip

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My bad…dam googley eyes, yep its $60 off, not $60 Eh…@ $169 is still not bad, not as good as $60 but better than $230 they were at, too bad $60 would be a real steal, give’m time

There is “Bear” and there is “Bare”…

Nowhere was I giving the impression that anyone was running around “Bare” arsed, even at the bordello. The local bordello is a very nice place and has high standards.

Now, a “Bear” is some sort of an animule, that seems to be attracted to young Lewis Polk. It seems that he/she/it was hired with a payment of four pails of honey a year (5 gallon pails)…the word is that the price of honey went way up; forced up by a family of Vogels, deep in the swamps of lower Joisey.
The higher costs of the honey, forced young Lewis Polk, to increase the cost of Aristo Track, to compensate for the higher costs of honey ?

Whether the "Aristo Engineer" is a bear, or not, is not for me to make comment on. "He" is known as "Tate", but not as a Bear, that I know of.

Where “The Bear” hibernates is also a question. One person has sent me a note suggesting, that “It’s” place of hibernation reeks of cegar smoke, but it doesn’t mention where the place is. It might be a cave up near the Canadian border, but the yelling and screaming of Vogels out skiing, would not aid in a restfull hibernation up there in Vermont.

One wonders if the Bear is of Chinese descent…and is up in Northern China…it may be a slightly reformed and shrunken example of a Chinese Brown Bear, an ancestor of the American Brown found in Alaska, and parts of the Canadian Northwest.

This of course could be another reason for the higher track prices…The high cost of wild Salmon…the Brown Bear thrives on fresh wild Pacific Salmon.

To be sure; we can all get as close as posible to the Aristo Bear (Note the spelling), and sniff it’s breath…if it smells of Salmon, or honey; we have one answer…if it smells of cegar smoke, or Malt Whisky…all bets are off, and the whole Bear/Bare question is placed in front of this committee again…Garlic breath is another question best answered by a full blooded Italian…!!!

Bearack O’bearma me thinks!!! What you tink??? LOL Regal

Well, depends not ONLY on the orgin of said bear, but if the bear in question is smarter than the average bear?

I guess time will show that part Father Fred, as there are many other options in the track department,both from Asia and Europe now.

Aristo has a bear??

Aristo has had a pet bear at the ECLSTS for years…drop in and smell it’s breath…!!!

So far the bear has never shown any agressive inclinations, and seems safe to be wandering around…not on a leash…

You can try asking if you like…

http://www.bear.org/website/visit-us/lily-den-cam.html

MB(OV)

The one at the show has more charactor, and looks much, much friendlier…even is kind to children and old farts like me…a real tribute to Aristo, and the kind hearted Lewis Polk.

Amazing how an old trainmonger can tame a bear, isn’t it?

Just bring the picnic baskets and all is fine. Later RJD

I have never met the Aristo Bear but I know he likes trains and folks. (not necessarily in that order), lol

He also speaks English and I daresay other languages as well. He, I believe, is from one of our former colonies - as many of you are lol - and has been more than helpful with advice to me on more than one occasion.

One thing so far not mentioned is that he has a favorite childrens’ charity (NCMEC) * to which I guess many of you support at the train Shows.

  • As Phil Silvers said in some zany film or another - “look it up it’s in the book”! - or words similar.

I have pictures showing who he is.

At one show, there were a lot of shots of the bear with kids… and he was wearing very distinctive shoes.

In one picture with Lewis and the gang, they put the bear suit on someone else, but the guy with the sneakers was in the lineup.

As usual, they weren’t as smart as they think they were.

I think a lot of people know who Tate is… the bear…

Regards, Greg

A shame really. It is rather like Santa Claus; once you know it’s no longer awesome. lol

Aw, Greg the know-it-all has to spoil it :stuck_out_tongue:

I beleive his real name is Nick Ariemma.