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Runaway on the C.V.S.Ry. - One killed

Trying out new software, the C.V.S.Ry. office staff put together a all caboose passenger run and sent orders to the crew to test the run before advertising to the public. The orders did not specify the blocking order and the crew assembled the train with the lightest caboose first and the largest last. Just after leaving Wall station about 3/4 of the way up the steep grade this proved to be a fatal mistake. The coupling between engine and the caboose train let go and the three cabeese careened down the long grade, through Coal Dump curve on what seemed like one rail and sped toward West Escap’e with two crew on board.

While speeding over East Escap’e bridge one of the crew was throw from the train and beheaded on the gorge floor. The caboose train made it through a series of switches on the indoor division and came to rest in perfect alignment at the passenger platform of Honey Grove.

The name of the deceased crew member is being witheld pending notification of kin. You all will remember him as the freindly conductor that usually rides on the rear of the RGS caboose…

The conductor’s body was recovered but his head has gone missing. Should it be located soon there may be hope it can be re-attached and the conductor brought back from the dead to ride once again.

My condolences…:wink:

An investigation will be in order as to why the air didn’t dump when the cars un coupled.

Oh no what a shame, Sure hope you don’t lose your head over the whole ordeal! :stuck_out_tongue:

Jon Radder said:

Trying out new software, the C.V.S.Ry. office staff put together a all caboose

The conductor’s body was recovered but his head has gone missing. Should it be located soon there may be hope it can be re-attached and the conductor brought back from the dead to ride once again.

Zombie conductors, I wouldn’t recommend that, not that as they are undead and don’t require pay/healthcare/retirement/etc… they are cheap labor, but finding brains to feed them is extraordinarily difficult.

John Bouck said:
An investigation will be in order as to why the air didn’t dump when the cars un coupled.

It will be a short investigation. Only the trailing caboose has been fitted with air hoses.

I think there may be either a rule change to require engine be on the down-grade side of all passenger moves. Either that or raise the ticket price for the Thrill Ride free-rolliong from Pine Summit to Honey Grove!

Jon, the local paper, the West Escap’e Enterprise and Journal, reported that the gentleman’s name is Dee Capitated. Coincidentally, and on a brighter note, a story in the newspaper’s science section stated that there have been encouraging breakthroughs in plastic surgery, so one hopes that Mr. Decapitated and other hapless (headless?) souls may be whole again.

Oh no Jon that’s was my favorite figure (person). RIP I knew I should have taken him (five finger discount) when you were here.

After the battle…

Sarge: Any casualties?

PFC: Smitty’s dead.

Sarge: How do you know?

PFC: His head is gone…

Actual dialogue from a WWII movie that I suffered through a few years ago.

Joe Rusz said:

Jon, the local paper, the West Escap’e Enterprise and Journal, reported that the gentleman’s name is Dee Capitated. Coincidentally, and on a brighter note, a story in the newspaper’s science section stated that there have been encouraging breakthroughs in plastic surgery, so one hopes that Mr. Decapitated and other hapless (headless?) souls may be whole again.

And, as often happens when life imitates fiction; it was announced a few weeks ago that head transplants (they call them full body transplants) may be a reality in a few years. I hope I live long enough to get that 16 year old body back. Oh wait, I think I better get one for the wife first :slight_smile:

Shawn Viggiano said:

Oh no Jon that’s was my favorite figure (person). RIP I knew I should have taken him (five finger discount) when you were here.

You could have tried, but he didn’t make the trip. That was Sean I showed you!

Well, too bad he didn’t bring his head in after it was cut off. I guess he couldn’t see it? :wink:

I blame Rooster…

Jon, according to the West Escap’e Enterprise and Journal website, authorities have arrested Sven Nordlinmussengenbergeson, a recent CVS Rwy hire, after police, acting on a tip received from a Micro Mark order department clerk, searched Nordlinmussengenbergeson’s home and found a Dremel tool with a cutoff wheel and traces of resin dust in the suspect’s workshop.

Joe - :slight_smile:

An extended search of the gorge floor today has not turned up the missing head. Surgeons have been keeping the body on ice but are beginning to loose hope.

Bart Salmons said:

I blame Rooster…

Nope …it wasn’t in the script and not in my contract!

What resin pool was he from?

One of my favorites lost his head and I never find it. I still miss him!

I think a pumpkin head would look good…and it is getting closer to Halloween; could be quite appropriate.

Jon Radder said:

Trying out new software, the C.V.S.Ry. office staff put together a all caboose passenger run and sent orders to the crew to test the run before advertising to the public. The orders did not specify the blocking order and the crew assembled the train with the lightest caboose first and the largest last. Just after leaving Wall station about 3/4 of the way up the steep grade this proved to be a fatal mistake. The coupling between engine and the caboose train let go and the three cabeese careened down the long grade, through Coal Dump curve on what seemed like one rail and sped toward West Escap’e with two crew on board.

While speeding over East Escap’e bridge one of the crew was throw from the train and beheaded on the gorge floor. The caboose train made it through a series of switches on the indoor division and came to rest in perfect alignment at the passenger platform of Honey Grove.

The name of the deceased crew member is being witheld pending notification of kin. You all will remember him as the freindly conductor that usually rides on the rear of the RGS caboose…

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The conductor’s body was recovered but his head has gone missing. Should it be located soon there may be hope it can be re-attached and the conductor brought back from the dead to ride once again.

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