With tongue very firmly in cheek
There is/has been the occasional time when I get called a rivet counter. But since there are not enough rivets to count around here, something needed to be done about it.
So I ordered a small bag from one of my Swiss buddies - he has a machine that cranks them out - for those occasions when needed. Are there really 1000 in that bag? Probably close to it, but I didn’t count them.