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Not as exciting as Rooster’s chicken torture activities but certainly less likely to draw the attention of the ASPCA, here is my recipe for deviled eggs.

Boomer’s Deviled Eggs

Two dozen large eggs

2 tbs garlic powder

2 tbs onion powder

2 tbs Mrs Dash table blend

2 tbs yellow mustard

1 tsp celery salt

½ tsp salt

½ cup dill relish with juice

¼ cup miracle whip

1/3 cup sour cream

Smoked paprika

Coarse ground black pepper

Spanish salad olives

Hard boil the eggs by your preferred method. I use an old-style vegetable steamer, running them in two groups for 1 hour each. Refrigerate the eggs for 1 to 2 days (up to a week). This waiting period lets the eggs shrink away from the shell allowing moisture to condense in the space. It also lets the air sack membrane soften and separate from the rear of the egg. Peel, halve and remove the yolks.

Mix all of the measured ingredients together with the yolks and stir until creamy. I use a kitchen tool called a muddler to emulsify the yolks and then stir and fold with a rubber spatula. If the mix seams to thick (it clumps and tears) add more miracle whip. Yes, you need Miracle Whip. It is made from whipped vegetable oil which dissolves and smooths the yolk mix. Regular mayo is made mostly from eggs and will make the mix taste salty and dry.

Adjust salt and relish content only. The other spices will get stronger as the mix sits.

Scoop or pipe the mix into the egg halves. Once you have all the eggs stuffed sprinkle them with the coarse black pepper and paprika. To finish slice the olives cross ways and press them into the tops of the eggs, pimento side up.

Refrigerate for at least two hours before serving to let the flavors meld. I usually make these the morning that I plan to serve them but they will stay fresh and tasty overnight. More than 48 hours and the sour cream and Miracle Whip start to break down making the eggs mushy and bland.

Here is the link to the smoking day thread for those that want the BBQ to go with the eggs.

Smoking Day

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You could have taken the finished product picture before you ate 4 of them! Sometimes I like to put a Wickels Pickle chip on top of mine.

I love deviled eggs, thanks for the recipe. I had no idea why they’re called “deviled” until this recipe though. Should call them devil’s eyeballs.

Since Boomer brought up a good ole’ summer staple how about a “base” macaroni salad. I’m German/ Irish (so I was told) but I do know I was pretty much raised on PA Dutch cooking and with that said of course we always had Amish style macaroni salad.
Now sometimes Mrs.Pogues was at a picnic and this is her base recipe. The beauty is you add what you wish or just leave it alone. I do add some things myself especially a little more vinegar.

Mrs. Pogues Macaroni Salad.pdf (502.2 KB)

This one is for only those that have security clearance.

Mrs Pogues Macaroni Salad 1.pdf (508.6 KB)

Made a batch of 5 bean salad the other day. A great summer staple here.

1 Can Green Beans
1 Can Yellow Beans
1 Can Chick Peas
1 Can Red Kidney Beans
1 Can White Kidney Beans
1 Green Pepper Chopped
2 Med Onions Sliced Thin
2 Stalks Celery Chopped
1 1⁄3 Cup Cider Vinegar
1 Cup Water
1 Cup Sugar

Rince and dump all the beans in a bowl. Prep other veggies and add to bowl. MIx vinegar, water, sugar in another bowl, mix well, pour over veggies. Stir well, and refrigerate.

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We call that Dutch Dynamite in Pennsyltucky

Hey Eric,

My news feed has been spammed this morning. Have you been to the Waikiki Spam festival in your state?

I’ve put it back in the shopping list!


it was brought to my attention that I might have a spice addiction. Wife took this picture while I was refilling spice bottles that I keep in the cupboard above the stove. Entire table full plus all the tote boxes on the right. And that is just spices. Doesn’t count the totes, tubs, buckets, pantry, and cupboards that also store my baking supplies and other bulk foods.

So my last post on this thread was my obsession with spices. We started a new family challenge. This year we are doing the “Spice of the month” which will be a single spice or a combination.

January is what I call the Simon and Garfunkel spices melody. . . Basically the mainstay poultry seasoning.

Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. First up will be a basic stuffing made with homemade bread dried and then fresh spices to stuff a small chicken for two. Then I’m going to make a cured smoked chicken and Swiss sausage using those spices to make a chicken and pepper smokie.

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My new favorite movie is “the menu”. I want to recreate the meal without the pain, torture, and murder. Lol

Who thought you could make a psychological thriller around cooking. Lol

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So my extended family is starting a cooking challenge and I invite the cooks on here to join. Its the “spice of the month club”. Each month in 2026 we will have a spice or spice blend to work with.

January is the Simon and Garfunkel blend or the Scarborough Fair blend. Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Its the traditional poultry blend.

I have two things in the works. A stuffed chicken using a homemade bread stuffing using those spices stuffed into a chicken and then a butter roll using those spices placed under the skin to baste the chicken as it cooks.

The other us to make a smoked chicken and Swiss sausage using those spices in the cure blend.

Devon, you ARE an influencer.

Herself rolled her eyes when I picked this can of Jalapeno Spam up at Costco today and told her I might just earn a participation award on the “cult”.

Ahhh…Spam musubi…addictive!

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Is that how we’re known in the Hines household now?

If so, here’s some fuel for that fire.

My wife didn’t understand why spam started showing up at the house. It is addictive and so easy to make. I even use the spam can to form the rice lol.

Devon,

You now have an excuse to buy more filament for your 3D printer to make a musubi rice mould! Win! Win!

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Yes, Cliff.

Yes it is. Sigh….

According to Herself and a friend, we (the cult) also have a secret handshake that simulates a drive rod on a locomotive accompanied by whispering Choo-choo-choo while looking around.

It’s become quite embarrassing. When catching up with friends, I can no longer shake hands. Even complete strangers appear to have been briefed on the alleged Secret Handshake of the Society of LargeScale Centralia. I recently found a set of instructions under a placemat at a party.

The LargeScale Centralian Secret Handshake

1. The Coupling

  • Face your counterpart square-on, feet planted as if on the footplate.
  • Grasp right hands firmly—this is not a limp-wristed affair.
    Elbows remain slightly bent. You are now “pinned at the crank.”

2. The Main Crank Rotation

  • Keeping hands clasped, begin a smooth forward-and-down arc, followed immediately by a back-and-up return.

  • The motion should be elliptical, not circular—think main crank at quarter gear, not stirring soup.

  • Repeat this motion twice, maintaining steady cadence. No jerking. No racing. Steam likes rhythm.

3. The Exhaust Release

  • Finish with a gentle downward squeeze, release hands cleanly, and step half a pace back.
  • Optionally exhale sharply through the nose—
    chuff—but only among trusted company.

Notes for Authenticity

  • Tempo should feel like a freight engine starting a heavy train: deliberate, confident, unstoppable.
  • If performed correctly, bystanders will sense purpose without understanding why.
  • If both parties smile at the same moment during Step 3, you’ve found your people.

Cliff, I’m not a hugging sort of person, but it’s now my default greeting purely to avoid the handshake.

But you know the funny thing is… I can easily picture In my mind, Hollywood, Sean, and Lou arguing about how the handshake should be done, while Bruce & Todd just shake their heads and mutter GHA amateurs :crazy_face:.

Just for that you are not getting the password.And no, it’s not PASSWORD.
Or maybe it is.

That’s hilarious, Bill!

For training purposes, maybe an you get Herself to video you performing it with someone?

:grin:

No way Cliff… not until Lou can convince Hollywood & Sean that the hand shake they are using is the secret handshake of the Hungarian ModellVasútFórum. I can only imagine, Lou will point out that saluting before the (GHS) handshake does not work well when a beverage is held in the left hand.

Look Cliff, of course as this “cult” only appears to be a figment of some misguided South Australian imaginations, I suspect we would have to see if Sean & Hollywood can agree on whether:

  • the salute comes first,
  • the left hand must be empty, and
  • scale is declared silently at the end,
    so there’s simply no point in attempting to show it.

Anyway there are those (I’m talking to you Bruce & Todd) who believe GHA should be semi-mysterious and that includes the GHS. And that gets me off the hook entirely.