Vic, that be the one. Great styling and never mind the kick-ass performance. I think I need me some new friends.
Ralph, Mr Caddy Man, as I was scoping out the Cadillac dream car, I said to this guy (perhaps
he was a racing writer, since he knew me by name): “You know, as a former Western New Yorker, I appreciate GM naming this car after a cute Southern Tier town, Elmira.” And he gets all serious and says,“No, it’s the Elmiraj, pronounced ‘El Mirage,’ like in the dry lake.” So I says, “Oh, I thought it was the Elmira J, like maybe the J model of the Elmira.” Some people have no sense of humour. 
Oh, oh, wait! While I was admiring to car from Elmira, my art director buddy asks this tall, good-lookin’ blonde lady who was the Caddy person, what the color was. She says, “Indian Blue,” and it took all I could muster to keep me from breaking into my best accent and asking, “Is that Indian, like in Calcutta, or Indian as in Native American?”
But wait, there’s more: I told the folks at Porsche that their new SUV was called the Macan, because at a planning session someone said the car looked like a shoe, a Thom McCann. So they decided to call it Macan to avoid copywrite infringement. 