Vic, no offenense taken. It gave me an excuse to show off my car, Rudi. As for Cayennes, yer right. I am pudgy but not puffy. But neither am I about to drop $72 to $100 thou on a new 911, which would have nowhere to go. It takes at least an hour to get out of LA to find a decent, “clear,” road, and even then it helps if you are the sort who can talk your way out of trouble. Having an “11-99 Foundation” license frame might help. It’s the CHP’s “Get Out of Jail” card, although they will deny that part. And it is legit, which you’ll learn if you Google it. Thing is, ya always see this on fast and/or expensive cars, so what can we learn from that? My former boss had one of those frames when he lived in LA, and while entering a freeway at a decent speed, he got stopped by a very nice officer who told him to cool it and have a nice day. Wouldn’t you do the same for a buddy? Anyway, touring, while living in So Cal doesn’t work for me. Now Buffalo–say what you want, they got some great roads, right at their doorstep. Unfortunately, they also have other stuff right on their doorstep and if ya don’t believe me, ask “dieseldude,” who’s from the area.
One last boring story before I go into radio silence for a while: during a five car, 500 hp and up comparison trip near Buellton, we got lectured (but not apprehended, 'cause we were parked at the time) by a very nice officer who told us that farmers had called them to complain about these crazies tearing around their roads, wilting the alfalfa, or whatever they grow there. "“They have friends in Sacramento, and can own your cars in a heartbeat.” While waiting for our wagonmaster, the art director, to arrive, I thought I’d break the ice by pointing at his Ford and asking, “That thing got a Hemi?” He replied, “It ain’t got s*%#, but this thing…” pointing to his 2-way radio. After a chat in which he told us what you can and can’t do, he gave me a fist bump before jumping into his Ford and setting off in full pursuit mode (lights, siren and lots of wheelspin). See, guys just wanta have fun.