WATER???
oh, oh, Devon, be carefull!
just found the lines below on another forum:
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don’t and are always seen with a
bottle of water in their hand,
Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E… Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of s–t.
VERIFICATION: BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK
A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . .
No need to thank me for this:
I’m doing it as a public service.
