Korm, all kidding aside, I am glad my clutzy accident prone wreck less endeavors have been limited to not only fingers but finger tips. Save two, I sliced both palms just below the first joint of the thumbs. Very very deep on separate occasions. Both left the sides of my thumbs without feeling. Fortunately neither had lasting circulatory issues but both created lasting neurological damamige. Leaving the sides of my thumbs numb. My left thumb recovered. But at least 30 years later my right thumb still has no surface feeling on the surface of the out side. Nothing more than a novelty as it causes me no problem and I only really notice it when I think about it and rub my thumb. I have full use.
But arterial bleeding is no joke, even though we are joking about it. I stabbed my index finger cutting meat and there was a very thin hair like stream of pulsing blood that shot across the room. Again at the end of the day nothing serious but it’s not right watching your blood shoot 8 to 10 feet under pressure. I am glad we are having fun with my injury but we all (myself more than anyone) need to remember it only takes once to be a very bad situation