After a long absence I thought I’d have a look around this site. I’ve learned some amazing things:
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America has the best government in the world. However, this government is run by imbeciles, idiots, and incompetent nincompoops.
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Taking incandescent light bulbs off the market is an assault on personal freedoms. Allowing “Grand Theft Auto” on the market is an assault on personal freedoms.
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The American government has never done a single good thing but is responsible for everything that is bad.
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An American can start a thread titled “Sure to Stir up Conversation”. An Australian who responds is branded a typical Aussie pot stirrer.
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The Americans who criticize the government’s actions and competence the loudest are the most insulted when someone agrees with them.
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There was a major biological event, possibly the dawning of a new species, around 1920 in the USA. Women suddenly became capable of understanding and participating in matters of government.
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The US constitution should not be reinterpreted or tampered with (except the part that forbids the establishment of a state religion).
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Anyone concerned about the environment cannot, by definition, be an environmentalist. An environmentalist is a rabid leftist whacko whereas concern for the environment is basically sensible (unless, of course, that concern infringes on the profits of rich people. In such cases, that concern qualifies as “environmentalist”).
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There is a vast conspiracy of environmentalists. It remains to be explained how a vast group of whackos could organize themselves into a cohesive conspiracy.
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The term “liberal socialist” is, in the US, a tautology. In the rest of the world it is an oxymoron.
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People concerned about public health and nutrition are called “environmentalists”.
Fascinating.
