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#21
Steve Featherkile said:
Use an ice bullet. :lol:
Steve, Too much CSI? Or does this go back further to something like Banacek or Columbo :) Ralph
#22

Terry A de C Foley said:

Victor Smith said:

(http://www.indigo.org/halloween/threeheadeddog.jpg)

Start breeding some of these

Wow! Three-headed dorgs!! Me like! tac www.ovgrs.org

Three headed dogs suffer from much congestion at the other end though.

#23

Does that one guy have lipstick on? Geez.

#24
Ralph Berg said:
Steve Featherkile said:
Use an ice bullet. :lol:
Steve, Too much CSI? Or does this go back further to something like Banacek or Columbo :) Ralph
McGiver.
#25
Ric Golding said:
Does that one guy have lipstick on? Geez.
The Gimp always wears the lipstick
#26

Talking targets.

tac
www.ovgrs.org

#27

Slightly OT:

You might be Taliban if:

  1. You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
  2. You own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon “unclean.”
  5. You think vests come in 2 styles: bulllet-proof and explosive.
  6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against.
  7. You consider television dangerous but carry explosives in your clothing.
  8. You didn’t realize cell phones could be used for something besides setting off explosives.
  9. You have nothing against women and suggest every man should own at least one.
  10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.
#28

Sometimes, I really miss the old days. :wink:

#29
Ric Golding said:
Sometimes, I really miss the old days. ;-)
Be careful, Ric. The thought police will come down hard on you! :lol: :lol: :lol:

What is required is not forbidden. What is not required is forbidden.

#30
Ric Golding said:
Does that one guy have lipstick on? Geez.
He's probably got lipstick on to get into the mood for when he turns into Johnny Bottom Bunk at the prison. I used to work with a Brit and from the way he told it they have those kind of jail house activities over there too.
#31
Tom Ruby said:
Slightly OT:

You might be Taliban if:

  1. You refine heroin for a living but have a moral objection to beer.
  2. You own a $3000 machine gun and a $5000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon “unclean.”
  5. You think vests come in 2 styles: bulllet-proof and explosive.
  6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against.
  7. You consider television dangerous but carry explosives in your clothing.
  8. You didn’t realize cell phones could be used for something besides setting off explosives.
  9. You have nothing against women and suggest every man should own at least one.
  10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

From what I’ve seen of the women I’d probably prefer my neighbors goat :slight_smile:
#32

Oh man this thread went into the back alley’s huh!!! LOL The Regal “Don’t tell em where your goat is tied” was always beat into our heads to keep from exercising our inner feelings when taunted, by suspected or known crinimals you know the "chosen ones’ yes I spelled it the way i wanted to Fred! in the police academy!!!

#33

I feel for you Terry. A few years back, one of the neighbor kids took my W123 Merc out of park and released the parking brake, fortunately nothing happened.

Cannot say the same thing for the previous house owner’s new E36 BMW that rolled 100 yards or so down the hill and wrapped its boot around a tree.

#34

On the theme of Christmas Cheer:

http://www.lyricstime.com/bob-rivers-chipmunks-roasting-on-an-open-fire-lyrics.html