Hahaah!!
You probably know this, but the βtippingβ is when itβs dark. You sneak up on the cow while sheβs asleep, andβ¦ well, push her over.
Like I said, I only did this once. I was around 15. And the cow was VERY angry, likely because we used a pickup truck (at a very slow speed) to accomplish the tipping. She tipped. But than got up and charged the truck, and the guy driving (my boss at the Boy Scout camp I was working at⦠it was HIS idea BTW) threw it into reverse. I vaguely recall bouncing all over the cab as the pickup speedily backed out of that field, in the dark, with an angry horned cow so very visible through the windshield in the headlights, trying her damnedest to destroy the pickup. While my boss the driver was frantically trying to find the gate in the rearview mirror.
All this is an example of an apprenticeship, while I worked far from home.
And, to keep my junk railroad-related, this job of mine was at a Boy Scout camp which made its home in an abandoned Pickering Lumber Co. (sister to the West Side L C) logging camp.