Rather than continue to derail Chas thread, I thought I’d spell out what the guy on the other side of the counter is going through as you bargain hunt.
- Counterfeit money - large expos are the PERFECT place for this scam. The brisk pace means the vendor may not have time to thoroughly examine every $20 in a $200 sale.
- Bad checks - from completely fake ones, to those written on closed accounts, to overdrafts that folks have no intent to make good on.
- Fraudulent credit cards - fake cards abound. Then there are the folks with canceled cards hoping you won’t run it till after the show AND the weasels that will charge it back claiming they didn’t make the purchase.
- Shoplifters and thieves - from that 50c item to your entire cashbox NOTHING is safe or sacred. They often work in teams with one posing as someone with “a question” to distract, while the other lifts whatever they can and hurries away.
- More thieves - from those who break into your van in the parking lot to burgle your hotel room, or your house while you are out of town
- Quick change artists - hand you a $10 bill, distract you, then say “Excuse me, that was a $20” real cute.
- Fiddling Freddy - has to manhandle the merchandise and ‘try’ it, but if he breaks something will quickly disappear into the crowd. Middle aged men are worse for this than the kids!
- Toxic customers - from the plain smartass, to the snide superior, to the expert denigrator, to the rude SoB, to the outright abusive… at a rate of several an hour at a busy venue.
- Large Expenses - Table fees can run from as little $25 per 5’ table to hundreds of dollars for a 10’ x 10’ ‘booth’ depending on the venue - whether you sell a single item or not- plus fuel, food, motel, tolls, yada, yada, yada … It takes quite a few sales to break even WITHOUT giving anyone a ‘break’, more if you decide to humor every guy who thinks he’s at a Mexican bazaar.
- Taxes, if you tack them on top of the sale price, folks complain and refuse to buy off you. But not only do you gotta still PAY them, ya gotta remember when they are due… or get dinged another $25-100 in late penalties for even 1 day. Aaaand, if you are from out of state the dept of revenue ASSUMES you’re going to try to cheat them, so the paperwork better be complete.
- A breakdown or minor wreck will quickly wipe out every dollar you made. AND, since you’re in a hurry to get one way or the other, you pay through the nose when it happens.
Sounds REAL easy and pleasant, don’t it? I’m no longer in the biz, so you all can’t bash me for being ‘unprofessional’ for mentioning it. Just try remember that the guy on the other side IS a person, too. He’s simply trying to make an honest living. AND just because it’s a hobby for you, he still has some very real business stuff to worry about…
But then I only ever worked a bit over 200 shows large and small in 5 states over the years, so I’m still pretty much a neophyte.