Tried to get “Susanville” off the sign but, truth be told, I was never going to make the space work. The possible answer? Add another business, of course, but it has to be a plausible business. It couldn’t be a blacksmith.
My thinking was that a newspaper ought to bring in news from far and wide. Trouble is, there’s no room for horses and a Pony Express station at the building. So now I’m stuck, wondering if either of these following names really makes sense.
One option is “Prairie Dog People.” I’ve heard it used to describe those ever-curious neighbors who keep a sharp eye on what everyone else is up to — the small-town busybodies. Think Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched, forever twitching the curtains. The phrase isn’t common online, but it does paint a picture, and may need explanation.
The other idea is a nod to how gossip and news used to spread — through the old party line phones. Everyone on the same circuit could overhear a conversation (whether they meant to or not). It fits the period, but I wonder if today it just sounds like politics, e.g. sticking to the Party Line.
So, do either of these ideas land, or do they just come across sideways?