“OLD” IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”
"OLD " IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door…
“OLD” IS WHEN … Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“OLD” IS WHEN … You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN … You are cautioned to s low down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN…“Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
“OLD” IS WHEN … “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“OLD” IS WHEN …An “all night-er” means not getting up to use the bathroom.
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“OLD” IS WHEN … You are not sure these are jokes.
