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What does PISA stand for in Nortamerican English?

Hi,

I registered three weeks ago into this forum. Unfortunately I did not see very much garden railway related contributions. More along the lines of bear´s manure.

On the other hand, my knowledge of American slang grew immense, since reading in this forum. Nothing I could use at the next Vikar´s Tea Party.

I know, amongst half way educated people PISA stands for: http://www.cmec.ca/pisa/indexe.stm
But I definitely don´t have a clue, how this international studies are related to playing with trains.

I am sure, somebody in this circle can help. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Thanks

Juergen Zirner

No clue, and quite frankly, I dont care. If its a dig at you from HJ, ignore it. Im done being traffic cop between you two, I really am.

Zirner said:
Hi,

I registered three weeks ago into this forum. Unfortunately I did not see very much garden railway related contributions. More along the lines of bear´s manure.


We had noticed that as well. Interestingly, for about the last three weeks the forum has been full of unbearable manure. As a result, most of us have not been able to see the garden railway content much either, and can relate to the frustration that can cause.

Zirner said:
On the other hand, my knowledge of American slang grew immense, since reading in this forum. Nothing I could use at the next Vikar´s Tea Party.
Again, unsurprising. Since most vicars hold their tea parties in England, using American slang at one would probably earn you quite a bit of ill will, and facial expressions that would make one wonder if you had stepped in ursine feces, or perhaps brought some as an introductory gift..... just like walking into any other social situation that you might be entirely unfamiliar with, and presenting, unwittingly or not, that which would offend the sensibilities of those present, you might just make yourself very unwelcome for the forseeable future.
Zirner said:
I know, amongst half way educated people PISA stands for: http://www.cmec.ca/pisa/indexe.stm But I definitely don´t have a clue, how this international studies are related to playing with trains.
I believe in this case it refers to a tower in Italy that stands as a testament to the man who designed it, who intended it to display his technical prowess, boundless knowledge, and sense of artistry, but in the end proved to be without sufficient foundation, an embarassment, and in danger of toppling over into ruin at any moment, in short, a disaster of legendary proportions.

It’s too bad you’re having such a difficult time. I’d wager that if you wanted to rescind your membership, you could get a full refund … and you could then go and be a Team Member of another, somewhat less esoteric forum.

Nobody reply to this crap, Ive had enough. This is a train website, not a ‘bitch at people’ website. Next idiot that posts about this whole fiasco is getting a LART of epic proportions from me.

Hey, Homer’s Kid…

Put a beard on that icon and it’d be…

TOC!

Bob McCown said:
Nobody reply to this crap, Ive had enough. This is a train website, not a 'bitch at people' website. Next idiot that posts about this whole fiasco is getting a LART of epic proportions from me.
Hey Bob had to look that up.....cool new word for my vocab....not posting to stir.-cale

LART: //
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool.

  1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, automatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.

  2. v. To use a LART. Some would add “in malice”, but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.

  3. interj. Calling for one’s LART, much as a surgeon might call “Scalpel!”.

  4. interj. [rare] Used in flames as a rebuke. “LART! LART! LART!”

Oh, Lord, would that such a thing would work in…oh, wait.
Can’t mention places or I’ll get LART-ed.

Matthew (OV) said:
I believe in this case it refers to a tower in Italy that stands as a testament to the man who designed it, who intended it to display his technical prowess, boundless knowledge, and sense of artistry, but in the end proved to be without sufficient foundation, an embarassment, and in danger of toppling over into ruin at any moment, in short, a disaster of legendary proportions.
Several hundred years later, and an ocean away, they built an impressive Gothic pile in Ottawa to house a museum. Unfortunately, there was an undetected (a bit ironic, since the building also housed the Geological Survey, IIRC) vein of leda(?) clay under the middle of the building, which in due course slipped away under the weight, and the "castle" began to look like a swaybacked mule. Mucho pesos and labors later, the situation was stabilized. I suspect the unfortunate architect of the Pisan tower probably got his city far more fame (and tourist dollars) than any boring old vertical pile would have netted, so the disaster had its good side.