I would like to offer my sincere apologies to my friends in this site for unacceptable behaviour over the past couple of days or so . I will make sure that it does not happen again .
Mike Morgan
…and I missed it! Shucks…Relax Mike we enjoy the banter even when it sounds like we don’t.
No apologies needed as far as I’m concerned.
Andre’
No Problema Mike !
We were just testing the humor level of the British Isles. I thought everyone there is like Benny Hill 
I thought everyone there is like Benny Hill
They’re not?
Well , I’m a bit fat . Does that qualify ?
Mike
I don’t know.
Every time I see your Parliament on the telly it looks like hundreds of Benny Hills…
Dave ,
The only time I ever move quickly is when that shower of wasters comes on TV . That’s to get somewhere to throw up . What , I wonder , is the collective noun for a group of politicians ?
A lie of politicians ?
A free lunch of politicians ?
A pose of?
A stench of ?
I leave you to think up some appropriate ones . Only joking of course ,aren’t we ?
Mike
“A haggle of politicians”
TOC
That isn’t a Westminister exclusive, in this house the “Daily Question Period” in Ottawa is referred to as “THE comedy hour”. 
I watch that when it has been a slow day in the amusement department.
I just looked at Hans picture for the first time. Weren’t you on This Old House with Bob Villa ? That wood working fella ?