Might as well tell you about the other pet fault finding hate —this happened to me . Why can people not be honest when they have been tinkering ?
Polishing the beautiful pipework on my 4and a Half Bentley (sob , sob , ) I was approached by a chap from up the road . I had feared that he would , ‘cos I could hear the “wa wa , wa , wowo, wowooo wooo…” of a starter flattening a battery .
"Er , got a minute ? Got a funny one on the car "
ME --"Wotcher bin doin’? "
Him -“Nuffin "
ME --“Yer 'aven’t touched anything?”
Him–“Nah , just been cleanin’ it . "
ME --” You’re sure ?”
Him --“Yes”
ME (looking at top of his radiator ) “Where is this rotor arm from then ?”
"Ah "
AND .
My son , working part time in car spares shop whilst at High School
“Yes madam , what can I do for you ?”
"I want a fan belt "
"Yes madam , we need to know what sort of car it’s for "
"Oh , a little red one "
Mike . Cynic . Wonder why ?
EDIT PS Ray , don’t be put off , just make a note of what you touch , move or whatever . We all make mistakes . That is how we learn .