It started some time ago when Old Doc Brown noticed a new “star” in the sky. Could it be the discovery of a new comet? Or maybe Russia was trying out one of those new Sputnik space ships. Whatever it was, the Doc decided to keep tabs on it.
As the months went by, Doc determined that this object was continually getting larger, which meant that it was getting closer. About a month ago, Doc reported that there is major trouble brewing because “something” from “somewhere out there” was headed on a collision course with the earth, in the vicinity of Tortoise Town to be precise!
Of course the residents were up in arms ready to vacate the area. But Doc assured them that if this was to be a major catastrophe, there would be no hiding from it…, anywhere. And if it was just a minor event, the odds are that the residents would be unaffected.
It happened in the night. The residents for hundreds of miles heard the “report” as they were tossed from their beds. What could cause such a commotion? Was this the end of the world? Had one of the volcanos erupted again? Should the locals evacuate in the event of a lava flow?
Under the light of dawn, scouting parties set out to explore the area to see what had happened. And there it was… A meteor strike just northeast of the volcanos! The force of the impact left a crater of over 50 feet in diameter! The “ejecta” was thrown with such impact as to shear the rocks at the site of impact, while somehow embedding a sprinkler head in the process.
The BLM (Bureau of Lizard Management) decided that this was a Godsend and instantly capitalized on the phenomenon. A new pathway was installed from the closest access at the Terrapin Tar Pits. A pad with viewing access was “poured” and a revitalized Sierra coach was temporarily brought in to cash in on the impending tourist trade. The new attraction will receive its own structure over the winter.



