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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

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#1

Top Ten Country & Western Songs.

  1. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

  2. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

  3. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

  4. I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’

  5. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I’m Scared She’d Win

  6. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here

  7. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

  8. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

  9. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is…

  1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long.
#2

Number 8, “If the phone doesn’t ring, its me” is a very good Jimmy Buffett song. It really deserves to be ranked higher.

#3

Darn, Alabama’s 15 second ditty “She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw”, doesn’t rate even an (dis)honorable mention? I’m CRUSHED, simply CRUSHED.

Actually, you should also take a listen to David Allan Coe’s “If that ain’t country”, lol.