My aluminum pole is up, I am prepares for all the traditions, The Airing of Grievences, Feats of Strenth, and the declaring of Festivus Miracles. Festivus, for the rest of us.
No more made up than Scientology or Kwanzaa… Or most of our cherished Christmas traditions…
Have a happy whatever 
HO HO HO!
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How does one become a member of Festivia?
Bill Wright said:No membership required, just join in the festivities and enjoy a plate of the traditional Festivus dinner, meatloaf. ;)
How does one become a member of Festivia?
Stole this from an email today…
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I forgot to really get in the holiday spirit this year and I may not have seen all of you today but I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. Those who know me best know I seldom take this precaution on my own, so on the advice of my attorney I wish to say the following:Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally -conscious, socially-responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.Best Regards (without prejudice)
Name withheld (Data Protection Act)
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