Large Scale Central

To all the girls I loved before

Sigh…
How did I get so freakin old so fast?
In 2007, all my ex’s will be this old:

Brigitte Bardot 72
Stella Stevens 69
Sophia Loren 72
Gina Lollobrigida 79
Annette Funicello 64
Barbara Eden 72
Angie Dickenson 75
Joan Collins 73
Carroll Baker 75
Ann-Margret 65
Ursula Andress 70
Jane Russell 85
Elke Sommer 66
Jill St. John 66
Kim Novak 73

The really old Geezer,
jb

JB

I’m certainly glad it’s you and not me! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don’t kid yourself, HJ. Your mirror is lying to you!

A hint, JB is your age, if I’m not mistaken…:confused:

Oh, by he way…that’s younger than me. :slight_smile:

The resident Old F*rt!

Ol’ Phart,
I’ve always fell for them older babes! :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
When I was a pup watchin’ the Mouseketeers, I had a really big crush on Annette! :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

The Reeeeely old Geezer…
jb

Warren Mumpower said:
Don't kid yourself, HJ. Your mirror is lying to you!

A hint, JB is your age, if I’m not mistaken…:confused:

Oh, by he way…that’s younger than me. :slight_smile:

The resident Old F*rt!


Sheesh Warren,

I have to get a new set of friends, the current ones tell me that I’m looking younger every day.

If JB is the same age, what’s he been doing lusting after all these old beauties?

John’s talking about 55+ years ago when he was still a lil sprout. I was there too…lusting after Annette. Didn’t really care about the others. My other crush was Hailey Mills. I think she’s a couple years older than me…maybe a year older than Annette. :slight_smile:

Hayley Mills 61

Anudder cutey! There were many, many “loves” back then!

Haley Mills and Annette… What memories!

JimC.

But they’re all mine , MINE d’you hear? Mwahahahaha ,mine .

There’s a big difference between the girls of days gone by and today’s starlets. Those of the past (for the most part) were ladies even when young. Todays are nothing but a bunch of spoiled brats.

Carroll Baker from the ‘Carpetbaggers’ and Kim Novak from a movie in the late 60’s/early 70’s. Now there were two women who had an onscreen presence. Unfortunately, neither seemed to get the exposure to guarantee legendary status.

Jane russell had a ‘famous’ publicity photograph from around 1948 in which she was photographed in ‘western’ attire with a glimple of a piece of lingerie supposedly designed by studio head, Howard Hughes. It seems that Howard Hughes engineering experience, gave him the expertise to adequately design attire to support and compliment the busty presence of the starlet.

They may be getting older but better looking and as the saying goes older women make better lovers. :smiley: and Later RJD

All of the above plus:
Sylvia Syms - 73
Natalie Wood - she would be 69
Grace Kelly - she would be 78
Carol Linley - 65
Judy Geeson - a spring chicken at 59