Someone has just forwarded a press release to me:
Date line San Francisco 2007/04/01
We are LGB!
Contrary to the rumours in the press, on various forums on the Internet and in discussions everywhere, we would like to emphasize that we are LGB worldwide, some of us even qualify as LGBoA since we are residents of the USA.
Any confusion as regards the LGB moniker is purely that “Confusion”! We claim the rights on the basis of having the longest established usage and practical application.
Signed
World Headquarters of the practising Lesbian, Gay and Bi-Sexual (LGB) Federation.
If there are question regarding the claim of the organisation, please consult “Google” (use LGB as the search subject)

; the likelihood of the “We are LGB” proclaimers suing for their rights (or rites) is fairly remote. In some circles it’s “Beware the Ides of March!”, in others it’s “Watch out for April Fool’s Day”.