Grandson: Grandpa, today is Christmas Adam.
Me, just starting on first cup of coffee: Mmmmmmmm?
Grandson: Yeah, today is Christmas Adam.
Me, starting to come alive as caffeine begins to course through my arteries: OK, come over here and sit next to me and tell me all about it.
Grandfather and grandson enscounce themselves on the sofa, in front of a roaring fire in the wood stove.
Grandfather: Now, tell me, how is today Christmas Adam?
Grandson: Well, tomorrow is Christmas Eve, so today has to be Christmas Adam, since he came first.
Grandfather: Coffee spew.
The things you learn from a five year old.