Ooops…
It’s a well known but often overlooked fact that the written word is quite different from the spoken one; the very same words can get very different meanings according to context. I tried to be mildly humorous/sarcastic and failed miserably; I looked for an adequate emoticon to temper the text but found none (you can find a remnant of one on the original post).
But the main failure is clearly the title of the post - a part of the failed joke with its aggressive head in permanent view.
While I thank all the suggestions that were given by several posters, I ask our Benevolent Dictator to spare my shame and hide this post in the dark storehouses of this site.
Thanks to all
Jose Morais
Headmaster of the Lapa Furada RR