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The New Supermarket in Town

General Discussion
#1

A new supermarket opened in beautiful downtown Deer Park, WA. It has an automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

#2

Good observation, Steve…!!!

#3

Steve I can almost envision it!

#4

LOL good one. I wouldnt want to walk down an isle that smells like shat

#5

First there was the telegraph, then the telephone, then the television, now we have smellivision…

#6

Kid’s riddle:

What did the priest say as he pointed to the automatic water mister in the produce aisle?
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“Lettuce Spray”

#7

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/skatesnow67/FunnyStoreNames001.jpg)

I hope this isn’t a restaurant

(http://all-funny.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-o-discount.jpg)

WOW What a discount!

(http://www.cracktwo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lord-of-the-fries.jpg)

We wantz the precious…and some ketchup

(http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/engrish-funny-store-ducks.jpg)

sorry, this one is just too weird for a caption

#8

Vic, your sense of humor is as warped as is mine. :stuck_out_tongue:

#9
Steve Featherkile said:
A new supermarket opened in beautiful downtown Deer Park, WA. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.


Reminds me of the LGB cattle car that the other G gauger on this penisnsula showed me the other day. Actually sounds like a load of cows. No smells though.