Rooster;
Your post about the thong made me wonder what my daughters will think when they find the object shown below.
Best, David Meashey
P.S. In all seriousness, I probably should note that this was a whimsical item I probably bought over 40 years ago. When the ingredients are read on the label, the contents seem to be some sort of bean paste. I doubt any possums were harmed in the making of the product (or at least not if the delivery didn’t hit a possum).

Check it out.