Large Scale Central

That shrinking feeling

In my inbox this morning was a message from a Cassandra Butcher with an offer of A Larger Penis for You.
With a name like that, I think I’d hesitate …

Mind you, in my youth I had a dentist named Dagger. Nice enough man and competent, but afternoon appointments were a little dicey – he took liquid lunches (and was eventually “retired” by the college of dentists).

I’ve seen both a Crook’s clothing store (In Clarion, Pa) and a Lemmon’s used cars (Eastern, Pa someplace, I forget where)… I think I’d have changed my name or called it something else.

Interesting how switching my email address from a major server to one on my domain (remind me to submit the new email) cut that crap down from dozens to one or two a day

And then there is that renowned legal firm, Dewey, Chetham and Howe.

And the solicitors, Mssrs Grabbitt and Runne