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Southern Home Security

General Discussion
#1

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

  1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

  2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

  3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

  4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait in your truck till I get back.”

#2

Out here in Deer Park, we do all of that, plus we have a Flat Head Ford V-8 short block hanging on a chain from a tree in the front yard. Seems to keep the rev-i-newers away, too.

#3

Steve,

Did you say, Rev-i-newers…??

I’ll be over in about an hour to check out your still :smiley:

hic!

Warren

#4

You can tell Dave spent some time here in SC a few years back…though things ain’t changed much…
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