Not wishing to follow in his father’s foot steps Smog Jr. takes a job on the Mordor Express as a fireman.
Is his lunchbox full of jalapeno’s and Jose’ Cuervo to stoke the firebox? 
Very kewl!!!
Nah, some cold cuts, mostly Hill Shire Hobbit I think and then there is a thermos full of hot lava and for desert some dwarf treasure.