I saw on the TV news yesterday that Barak Obama will pay $1000 to every family in America if we will vote for him! This morning’s newspaper confirmed that offer, along with the further information that he will tax the oil companies ill-gotten (I think the term they used is “windfall tax”) profits to get the money to pay for his generous offer. I’m certain this will result in many switch voters as everyone wants to put it to the oil companies and $1000 of oil company money is lots better than Bush’s recent and comparatively puny refund of my taxes.
Neither the newspaper article nor Obama addressed the small problem that the oil companies will want to recover any new or additional taxes, probably through increased prices at the pump, but some of our politicians are talking about putting price controls on gasoline, so that might not be the problem it would seem. If so, I would suggest putting the price at something like fifty cents / gallon. That will show those money grubbing oilmen and it should certainly stimulate the economy for at least a few days!
I was previously under the assumption that buying and selling votes was illegal and punishable by law, but I was obviously wrong, as a U.S. Senator has now made the offer. Now that I understand the cash value of Barbara’s and my votes, I’m wondering if there is anyone willing to pay more? Do I hear $2000? How about $2000 for each of our votes? I would like to purchase some new equipment for my RR. Any trade offers? As for those who would condemn me for suggesting my vote is for sale, I would suggest they see Obama about it, as he thinks it is perfectly okay.
Happy RRing,
Jerry
ps: I obviously wrote the above ‘tongue in cheek,’ as I am totally outraged by this guy’s vote purchasing plan and needed to have a laugh before I had a stroke!
Jerry