“I’ve allus wondered what a Fr. wears under his rode. Or a Scots under the kilt.”
Don’t
Ric Golding said:
David,You said - What’s wrong with that I do it all the time. I do have a lot of tiny holes in my t-shirts though.
Hell could be bikers I know as it’s only out the turnpike from here?
The horror of being strapped to a tree and urinated on throughout the day…"From here this reads like you just might enjoy that too much.
Not me?
Well maybe,kinda upset I never thought of ductaping a twit to a tree an urinating on them all day. I find this very interesting!
Sorry…
I’ll go weld me up a fast food chain serving beef in a t-shirt
Och , John , John , ma wee manny ,
Didye no ken aboot the wearin’ o’ the kilt ?
Well , manny , picture the scenes in the old British Empire whaur the Jocks saw off monny a tribesman by raising the front o’ his kilt . Some tribesmen got so excited they swooned , ya kno’ ? Some ran in terror at the sheer size o’ the enemy , the rest o’ them so transfixed wi’ envy they were slaughtered on the spot . Aye , we Scots won the Brits a big Empire , the biggest the worruld has e’er seen .
Then some dam’ fule at the Ministry o’ Defence ruled that the Jocks shud wear troosis , like the English , whom God forgive , and The Empire fell apart .
So , ne’er underestimate the power o’ the kilt , ne’er try tae see what’s underneath , ye may not live tae regret it .
Mike McMorgan
(born Birmingham , England 1937)
Egads, young Mike…
And here I thought you were an old geezer…now I see you are only four years older than I am. So what you are actually portraying yourself as; is a young man, who is just slightly more shop-worn than most…or should I suggest, “World-worn”, as a better description…!!
Nice to see that being much younger than I thought you were; we will have the pleasure of your company, in this funny life of ours, for a MUCH longer period of time, than had been hoped.
Yes; I do not answer questions of what, if any “Underwear” I might or might not wear under my outer garments. I leave that for the adult lassies to imagine…!!! If the boys wonder, then I’m afraid that their interests are NOT along my lines…!!!
Mike,
I am one generation removed from being a Scot.
Me mum was of the Gordon Clan, (Famous for their Gin).
I was conceived in London (Walthamstow), but birthed in the US.
And, yes now I remember how the Scot’s would terrify their enemy!
You all do know the original story was a spoof, right? It never actually happened?
O Mike O Malley , you just spoiled it
McMike McMorgan
Didn’t figure it was but having fun with it anyway …Suppose anything is possible though, especially in that neck of the woods.
mike omalley said:
You all do know the original story was a spoof, right? It never actually happened?
If I was a liberal running a “thespoof” website, I’d say it didn’t happen, also. Of course, you don’t ever hear of PETA going after motorcycle gangs either. So its still a good story. I’ve got a couple of IDNR “Snake Boys”, I made sure got a copy of that story.
If this catches on, there could be a run on duct tape.
Better stock up, now.
It’s not a liberal website–take a look at the stories on the homepage
Also it says, at the bottom of the page, "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!"
What the Scotsman wears beneath the kilt.
A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked he’d drunk more than his share.
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath their kilt.
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
They lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing but what God had blessed him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment when one said we’d best be gone.
Let’s leave a present for our friend before we move along.
And as a gift the tied a blue silk ribbon in a bow,
Around the bonnie spar the Scot’s lifted kilt did show
The Scotsman woke to nature’s call and stumbled toward a tree.
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
Then in a startled voice he says to what’s before his eyes,
Ooccchhhh, lad I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won first prize’
As stated earlier… if it was real they wouldn’t have been found and if so then not alive. Those activist groups prey on the weak and defenseless or those who aren’t allowed to fight back.
Yes, those activist groups, they “prey” on the weak and the defenseless. Does that include tea party activists?
Or only imaginary animal rights activists, driving around in VW minivans, of the kind not seen since the Ford administration, who can be imagined to do anything you dislike, including preying on the weak and the defenseless in some fashion. Perhaps they suck their victim’s blood, and leave a lifeless husk behind? Do they ravish women and steal candy from babies? Or do they take the steak from the plates of the wheelchair bound elderly and force them to eat tofu?
Cause as long as we’re dealing with imaginary activist groups, who embody everything we despise but don’t actually exist, we can say anything we want. It seems reasonably important to distinguish fact from fiction, but maybe I’m just old-fashioned in that regard.
Gee, Mike, did you just get stung?
BTW, tea party activists have not been known to attack anyone, just policy. As a historian, you should know that.
Still waiting for your report on Taffy 3.
there is a differencs between a activists and a protester. Tea party people are protesters and PETA are activest.
Anyway I still think it was funny. Thanks Ric for the laugh.
Steve ,
Though sense of humour seems a bit thin on the ground round here , I thought the whole thing hilarious . The Scotsman poem was good , any more where that came from ? I promise it won’t upset John . He’s only an honorary Jpck .
Unlike me who was dragged kicking and screaming over the border for a seven year stint at RAF Kinloss . I got converted . And my son was born there so I have to watch what I say .
Like , never say that the best thing to come out of Scotland is the road to England . Never .
McMike McMorgan
edit---- RAF Kinloss is 28 miles East of Inverness . Unless the Nationalists have moved it .
No, I thought it was funny–as fiction. I can usually tell the difference.
No Mike I’m refering to real activists that throw simulated animal blood, then real blood of unknown origin than fecal material again of unknown origin on older people, namely my parents who were 73 and 80, while they are on a group bus trip. Sure it was claimed an accident because the “imaginary” activists thought this bus was a different bus that had some farm group convention on it which they were protesting. I didn’t “imagine” them doing this. Also, I consider my mother with knee replacements and kyphosis and my father with two heart attacks a triple bypass and the onset of parkinsons to be “weak and defenseless in some fashion”.
Or years back the “imaginary activists” that attacked the dairy farm i worked at because of our cruel treatment of cattle due to “harvesting of milk and meat”. I’m pretty sure i didn’t imagine them burning down our barn, torching my truck or destroying fence to release the cattle into the wild, because obviously holsteins could do so well on their own.
After we started shooting they quickly faded away. Probly to suck blood, steal candy, ravish women and take the steak from wheelchair bound people.
Sorry about your parents–that should not happen to anyone. But if they attacked a farm and you started shooting at them then clearly they were not attacking the defenseless!
Let me make it clear–I am not defending or condoning or supporting the tactics of animal rights extremists. Just pointing out that the post in question was fiction, a parody.
How about getting back to the important topic…
What in heck is the LSC secret handshake ?
I gather that Bobby made it so secret, that he never showed or told us what it is.
Maybe, just maybe, the secret will be revealed, at the show and tell/drag and brag, in York at the ECLSTS…or maybe in the Alcove, where Ric pretends to have control over a fine bunch of “Fiends”…!!!