We are more “laid back” on the left coast. I don’t think Rooster is inherently bad, just misunderstood with a big appetite for all things in life.
Roving Rooster News Flash! Stay Tuned!
News Flash!!!
One week later and there have been some serious developments at the Chicken Ranch.
It would seem that Henrietta and the other “ladies” have increased egg production by more than 10 fold. Furthermore, true to their heritage, the eggs are HUGE, dwarfing those from an ostrich.
It is lucky for the ladies that the eggs come out soft and pliable for easy “delivery.”
This is also nice for the ranchers making them easy to handle and market.
It is also lucky for the residents who have been informed that they may have as many as they can carry at no charge.
Todd,
It looks rather like your railroad needs more gonds/boxcars and a larger locomotive to cope with all the added freight.
Chuck Walla got so stirred up he’s still looking for him. I heard he even organized a posse!
doug i will advise when it arrives
Todd Brody said:
News Flash!!!
One week later and there have been some serious developments at the Chicken Ranch.
It would seem that Henrietta and the other “ladies” have increased egg production by more than 10 fold. Furthermore, true to their heritage, the eggs are HUGE, dwarfing those from an ostrich.
Don’t blame me!
David Russell said:
Todd Brody said:
News Flash!!!
One week later and there have been some serious developments at the Chicken Ranch.
It would seem that Henrietta and the other “ladies” have increased egg production by more than 10 fold. Furthermore, true to their heritage, the eggs are HUGE, dwarfing those from an ostrich.
Don’t blame me!
Check your contract.
He’s definitely going to have to go to the mountains to rest up! Maybe it’s our heat that has warmed him up!
You made a big mistake Todd by allowing to stay long enough to get his feet (claws) under the table.
The rest of us got shot of him quickly, a soon as we saw his antics. (http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/c010.gif)
Where’s Rooster? Inquiring minds want to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uFhUzAwDEz4
After frequenting all the establishments and the ruckus at the chicken ranch… The Rooster had to skip town in a hurry, with the Orange County Sheriffs hot on his feathers.
Penniless and on the lamb, the Rooster fled for the tracks. He was able to jump on a slow moving freight train headed north. He was spotted in a Great Northern Boxcar headed towards San Bernardino on the AT&SF Orange-Olive Branch.
The Sheriff’s are distributing this phone image to local law enforcement agencies……
Somehow Rooster thought his freight train was headed for San Bernardino, and somehow it was headed for Southern Pacific’s Colton Yard. The Rooster on the run was tired and fell into a deep sleep.
Before he knew it, he was headed through the San Gorgonio Pass into the lower Colorado Desert, skirting the Salton Sea.
The train did not stop or slow enough to jump. The Rooster watched the train ease through Calexico…… Once the train had stopped, the Rooster is able get off in the dusty border town of El Patron……in Mexico!
Does he know how to say “cock-a-doodle-do” in Spanish?
Okay now the Rooster has a real problem. The ladies at the Chicken Ranch lifted his wallet, and he is now in another country. He appeals to the local church to get money for a train ticket.
At the train station, the Rooster has no ID and is unable to buy a ticket. He tries to hide in a northbound stock car, but the cows will have nothing to do with him.
So the Rooster begins his trek north.
He did run into a slight delay and obstacle.
Roosters need to stick to trains!
