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Roswell, NM

General Discussion
#1

I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction!

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed

onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long

been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore,

Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep…

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

#2

For an alien life form to find its way to this Planet would require an intelligence so superior to ours, any progeny resulting from interbreeding with an Earthly life form, is likely to end up with an intelligence superior to any living thing on Earth.
So perhaps it was no bad thing.

#3
TonyWalsham said:
For an alien life form to find its way to this Planet would require an intelligence so superior to ours, any progeny resulting from interbreeding with an Earthly life form, is likely to end up with an intelligence superior to any living thing on Earth. So perhaps it was no bad thing.
Then based on your comments, it would be OK to ship these individuals to OZ? Let it be said...Let it be done.

And unfortunately Darwin’s Theory is out the window in this case. It appears the offspring took the mental capability of the Mother “Ewe”.

#4

Sorry , don’t go with the intelligence bit .
Nobody in their right mind would come here . Good grief , just look around you .

Signed A Nalien

#5

#6
The Lone Railroader said:
I thought you would enjoy this little blurb of nonfiction!

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed

onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long

been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore,

Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep…

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.


Baaah, baaah, baaah!

#7

Yeah, and like human breeding has been so successfull?

#8

The Lone Railroader is just jealous. They didn’t have any peanuts aboard the space ship. Smart Aliens…they prefer sheep over an elephant!

#9

most people know their actual birthdates are all over the map. First rule of joke telling, make sure your joke is beleivable… Example… Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “Oh My God!” exclaims the president, “Oh no, that’s terrible!” His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands. Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

#10

Victor Smith said:
most people know their actual birthdates are all over the map. First rule of joke telling, make sure your joke is beleivable… Example… Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.” “Oh My God!” exclaims the president, “Oh no, that’s terrible!” His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands. Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

Ya just blew the first rule!

#11

Victor Smith said:
Yeah, and like human breeding has been so successfull?

So, Vic, are you serious about running Alphie for Prez? Seems like a better choice than the Dems have offered so far! :smiley:

#12

Steve Featherkile said:

Victor Smith said:
Yeah, and like human breeding has been so successfull?

So, Vic, are you serious about running Alphie for Prez? Seems like a better choice than the Dems have offered so far! :smiley:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, perhaps I need to clean my glasses… but at first glance I thought that looked uncannily like “Shrub, The Younger”.

#13

Yup, HJ, you do need to clean your glasses. Looks nuttin like him.

Missing tooth, ears big enough to fan the H-Bomb, ears set too far apart, high, sloping forehead, close set, beady eyes. No resemblence.

At least that is my story and I’m sticking to it. :smiley:

Don’t forget, Alphie ran once before! Remember the campaign of 1968? Alfred E Newman for President! Or do you pretend to be too young to remember that? :smiley:

madwolf

#14

Twins, HJ, didn’t you know! Actually I might vote for old Alred E. Newman myself. Seems neither Republican or Democrat has anything either wise enough or honest enough to be president. Can’t vote for Steve as president. The last time I did he moved and quit the job.

#15

Warren Mumpower said:
Twins, HJ, didn’t you know! Actually I might vote for old Alred E. Newman myself. Seems neither Republican or Democrat has anything either wise enough or honest enough to be president. Can’t vote for Steve as president. The last time I did he moved and quit the job.

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Besides, I know where all the skeletons are buried.

#16

Crikey , is Alfred E Neumann still around ? And Mad Mag? I’d vote for him in a flash . What , me worry ? It’s my raison d’etre .

Mike