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Response to a censure by Mr R Smith of Port Orford

Dear Richard, old floon - I must protest in the strongest possible terms that I am NOT making fun of the now world-famous [thanks to me] PO Traffic Light, or POTL, as I prefer to call it.

I have great affection for the device - indeed, as somebody who also functions in a similarly on/off fashion - I feel that we are fellow creatures of the GFO in our own little ways.

Our similarities are, in fact, astounding, when you come to think on it -

  1. we both hang around all day, doing mostly nothing. Just when you think you caught us working - out of the corner of your eye - we are both apparently comatose, or vice-versa.

  2. yet we are both comprehensively ignored, even when notice IS, on those rare occasions, taken of us,

  3. we are the subject of some derision and ridicule from certain quarters.

  4. we were both put in place without a by-your-leave by an uncaring Higher Authority at some expense, and

  5. having been put there, are both found to be totally useless and a pure waste of tax-payers’ money.

  6. we both depend on a Higher Power to cause us to function in whatever capacity that might be - the POTL by the county electricity supply, and me by the Grace of the Almighty GFO. It is inevitable that one day both our switches will be thrown for the last time, and we both go dark forever. However, until that takes place,

  7. we both depend on others for support - the POTL by guy wires, and me by a system of funding that beggars belief [see 5. above].

  8. …and yet in the end, for some unaccountable reason, we are still felt to be a necessary part of the Great Landscape.

tac & the family ig
www.ovgrs.org
Supporter of the Cape Meares Lighthouse Restoration Fund

…in spite of, or along with some great knowledge of all this local street light, in this small cross roads of Port Orford; young Terry also has a bit of knowledge of a place called Craigleigh, along with another place called Firgrove.
Neither of these places has yet to install street lights, or even stop signs. There are no light houses at these places either, along with a distinct lack of any sign of water.

Seeing as Terry has this part of his inner memory system set to retain this small bit of World fact…how come he has forgotten to include the fact that he is an important member of the OVGRS, along with his signature… a short mind blank, I’m sure, as he normally boasts about it…!!!

Yes Richard; I’ll admit to having had the pleasure of the company, for a too short while, of young Terry…a true gentleman. Now if we could get both you and Terry to sit down in the board room of the IPP&W for a true meeting of minds, and possibly a dram or two of an appropriate holy water…the World as we three know it, might just be a better place.

Fr.Fred…a confessed fan of both, young Terry, and Young Richard…

Well as I’ve told Terry and, as most of you know, I’m quite expert at just hanging around and blinking like an idiot so I have a natural predisposition to hanging around with same. Thus I love our Port Orford traffic light.

As to a meeting of the minds, it would be a most joyous event indeed. I’m certain that between the three of us and with proper imbibing of holy water that we could set the world back a century or two in short order.

In the meantime I will content myself with remotely communicating with you two very fine gentlemen at every opportunity.

Richard (world famous nonentity)

My biggest concern about a traffic light coming to town is that when Pinon Hills got it’s first traffic light I was worried the town would go to hell like it’s neighbor Phelan did after it’s first light! And now we have TWO – they grow like our rabbits!

Doug Arnold said:
My biggest concern about a traffic light coming to town is that when Pinon Hills got it's first traffic light I was worried the town would go to hell like it's neighbor Phelan did after it's first light! And now we have TWO -- they grow like our rabbits!
So far no sweat! The lone blinking signal was here the first time we passed through about 1989-90 and is still the only one in town except for one that is activated by the school when children are present to slow traffic to 20 mph.

Small town I use to live in changed their blinky light to a full 3 color traffic light. Then a McDonalds was built. It went down hill fast from there. Glad I moved!

Steve Weidner said:
Then a McDonalds was built. It went down hill fast from there.!
Is it possible to go downhill from there?

Very good question…!!

I wouldn’t be surprised if Terry knows this place quite well. I don’t, despite my paternal ancestors hailing from Constable Country. which is the same County of Suffolk. It is looks unlikely that there are any lit traffic signals here but there is a lighthouse.

WW2 service folk from Canada and the States may well know this place as there were many air bases in this part of England: it being just a hop a skip (rather a frightening one I am certain, at times) from mainland Europe.

http://www.orford.org.uk/

Chris Vernell said:
Steve Weidner said:
Then a McDonalds was built. It went down hill fast from there.!
Is it possible to go downhill from there?
Oh yes! Next is a Wally World and every small business will close. :( :(

Ok, my “too due” list for the next trip to the Oregon coast will be:

  1. play with grandson.
  2. run trains with Richard.
  3. visit traffic light at Port Orford.
Jeff Phistner said:
Ok, my "too due" list for the next trip to the Oregon coast will be:
  1. play with grandson.

  2. run trains with Richard.

  3. visit traffic light at Port Orford.


…and…

  • Eat breakfast at Paradise Cafe.

  • Eat lunch/dinner at Crazies.

  • Go to Wongs in Gold Beach…

  • Enjoy!

    tac
    www.ovgrs.org
    Supporter of the Cape Meares Lighthouse Restoration Fund

    Great tourist attractions all…especially the traffic light. Now, if only we could afford a parking meter…!

    I am led to believe that there are two “No Parking” signs, and a single “No Dumping” sign…

    …and; inside “Crazie’s” there used to be a “No Spitting” sign…

    Are we invited to the Chili cook-off and BBQ ?

    Fred Mills said:
    ....and; inside "Crazie's" there used to be a "No Spitting" sign......
    Actually the two signs say "velkomen" and "uffda". ;) And yes you're welcome at the BBQ. Just bring your own odorless beans.

    I’ll bet I could buy an ufda hat in your town. I lost mine!

    Doug,

    I dread seeing the first traffic light in Wrightwood. The red stop sign at the end of the street where my cabin is located was a real shock to the system!

    I know what you mean but sometimes in the winter with ski lift traffic it might actually be nice. Although the thought of people hitting their brakes on ice is scary!