Large Scale Central

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Right , guys and gals , I’m here to let you in on a biggie .
Never say I am not generous in sharing my knowledge .
There is a site called Google Earth , which , as you may know , gives super aerial shots of the Earth . If you pay a few quid , superduper shots are there for the looking at . And so it came to pass that there appeared a mysterious Large Scale Model of a section of a disputed piece of land (Rubbish , that’s just the cover story --read on MacDuff )
This model is complete in every detail with rivers mountains , snow --a true scale model.
The cover story is that it is a sand table for exercises by the Chinese armed comrades .
Nah , rubbish .
It is in fact the Chinese project Wi Won Mini Pepu.
They are running out of space , you see , so rather than conquer the world and rape and pillage all over the place ,
they are making a new breed of human . Wi Won Mini Pepu .
The area depicted in the photos is a training ground for these Mini Pepu , and also the breeding ground and feeding ground too .
Hence there is a parallel project call We Won Mini Padi , wherein Mini Ri can be gro . The pepu Repubric of Chi wiru conqueru worud .
Yu no tekka mik no maw , wessen ra’bags , We Win Soon . We com up sewa now yu bild em . Yu wai’ .
Mus’ ge’ smarrer kibu’. Legs no lon’ enuff . trip over much .
Si Yu Soon , Jonni Wessener .
Gurriver give us idea .

Regrettably , the bearer of this startling intelligence was killed trying to mate with a Barbie Doll .
His intelligence photo can be seen at

www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/19/huangyangtan_mystery/

Huanyangtan is the name of the Chinese village where the experiments are taking prace Sori , place .

Mike

Mike,

Your link didn’t transfer. I’ve had the same trouble with Google Earth. What are the cooridnates you are searching? Give us those and we can plug them in and see what you are talking about.

Ric ,
Try it now , I missed out the _ between two words .
Sorry .
Mike

That’s amazing.

I got the picture, so to speak. That is amazing.

Well guys, Have any of you considered how many model railroad manufacturers there are in China?? Top secret, my foot! The only thing that is secret about that is the scale of the trains that will run on that. And it won’t be Goofy-Scale! It’s the realistic proving ground for the next generation of model trains! And watch the market being flooded, from what my “top secret sources” tell me they have made a deal with “Mac”. From what I hear whenever you’ll order extra fries you’ll get a car at the bottom of the fries container. Yes, all the rolling stock will be washable, since some people probably squirt the ketch-up on the stuff sight unseen.

PS this should be good for a few extra posts from the usual suspects.

Mike,

You are developing a reputation as a “Wellspring of Information”. :smiley: Neat site! I’d never visited The Register before. I wonder what the pundits would say of the Port Orford Coast’s right of way here? Is that looong warehouse a storage facility for long range missles? Are the cattle pens and loading chutes really a POW camp? hehehe!

Anyway thanks for the link.
Richard (a usual suspect)

Hi guys,

For those who followed the WorldCup in Germany check this out

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/13/zidane_headbutt_outrage/

Handsome Hijacking Hit Hans htankyou

Mike Morgan said:
Handsome Hijacking Hit Hans htankyou

Mike, You’re welcome! It is triple H weather: hot, hazy, humid. Presumably one is then forgiven for looking at other profound items at www.theregister.co.uk

Hm mm. Can’t be Big Dog , then . No , nor Me-Too either . Must consult the list .