Large Scale Central

Relax!

With enemies trying to get nukes; an election coming up; fuel supplies under control of people who hate us; stocks, pensions, retirement plans and such becoming worthless; it’s easy to get into a tizzy. Of course, remember, God said, “don’t fret.” He is still in charge and he does know what he’s doing, even if we don’t.

I know that G-d won’t give me any more than He thinks I can handle. I just wish He didn’t have such a high opinion of me.

I submit that God has a sense of humor. It is a rather dry wicked one as well… Example one: take a long hard look at the mechanics of sex (rent a video if you have to). Could a divine being come up with anything more absurd if he/she/it tried? Example two: Three things “God’s people” want around LEAST are rats, cockroaches and dandelions. The three things MOST likely to survive a nuclear holocaust are… you guessed it. Example three: just try saying “Things couldn’t possibly get worse!” and see what happens…