Large Scale Central

Re-Rostering of motive power

Reported this day in the Port Orford Bugle Guard and Register, by your townsman - Lionel Q Bungetrumpet Jnr.

Today saw a rousing and somewhat noisy demonstration of the local industrial interest, on the occasion of a civic presentation in the city hall given by Mr Richard A Smith, the President, and members of the Board, Commission, Owners and Share-holders and all connected and otherwise involved parties of the locally-renowned employer, the Port Orford Coast Railroad [incorporating the Old Mill Lumber Company]. With understandable pride, he reported to the assembled audience of some four hundred citizens, that he was ‘pleased to announce the acquisition and taking on roster of three locomotives to expand our fleet in these times of collective expansion in the timber and lumber industries.’

He continued by noting that ’ Having been acquired from three different railroads, the following detail the new locomotives -

  1. 28-ton two cylinder two truck Shay #5, formerly of the Michigan-California Lumber company - retaining its old number as a mark of respect, but heralded on the engineer’s cabside as a locomotive of the Port Orford Coast Railroad.

  2. 28-ton Heisler #12, formerly of the Mount Gleep and Plorn River Lumber company.

  3. 28-ton two-cylinder two-truck Shay #14, formerly of the Vibona Bridge and Crow Creek RR Company.

These three fine locomotives, it is sincerely to be hoped, will serve to expand the capabilities of the POCRR and in particular, enhance the in-forest delivery connectivity of the UK-based shortline our railroad with regard to those operations carried out at Port Orford, in spite of the somewhat extended lines of communication that presently exist between them.

We are sure, therefore, that you will all join us in wishing success and a long life of steaming to our three new ‘ladies of the woods’

[Glasses were raised, toasts taken and the local high-school comb band struck up a rousing version of ‘The Bonny blue Flag’.]

tac

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Now we want pictures(of the new iron and not the president)…oh and fancy sandwiches as well !!

Don’t forget the cupcakes :slight_smile:

David Russell said:
....oh and fancy sandwiches as well !!
Watercress. Definitely watercress. And trim off the crusts.

Work is commencing immediately on the new transoceanic trestle to the U.K. We are anticipating a continuous and ample supply of logs delivered to the Old Mill Lumber Co. in Port Orford as soon as the trestle is completed. Civil engineer Ig and foreman Crow have the situation in hand.

BTW fancy sandwiches here simply mean not dropped on the dirt floor. Settle for bean sprouts? We’ll make cupcakes as soon as we clear the tobacco wads out of our community cup.

Free 8x10 glossies of the prexie will be handed out to those present.

Richard Smith said:
Free 8x10 glossies of the prexie will be handed out to those present.
Will the be signed? If not I feel the whole thing is a boonedoggle ! ;)

Btw… If there is no Miracle Whip for the sandwiches then I’m not coming! Who can eat watercress without Miracle Whip? The horror of the thought!

Jeez…Rooster…Hellman’s is way better. :wink:

Randy McDonald said:
Jeez.....Rooster...Hellman's is way better. ;)
Must be a Pennsyltucky thing Randy. Im glad a im a jersey boy.

…;)…nahhh just sounded good! Didn’t think you guys would be sold on the Grey Pupon theory…
Richard is signing them 8x10’s and serving a piece of peach pie with each photo…with a minimum contribution too the lighthouse of course!

David Russell said:
Richard Smith said:
Free 8x10 glossies of the prexie will be handed out to those present.
Will the be signed? If not I feel the whole thing is a boonedoggle ! ;)

Btw… If there is no Miracle Whip for the sandwiches then I’m not coming! Who can eat watercress without Miracle Whip? The horror of the thought!


All we gots out here on the left coast is Best Foods Mayo. Sorry. You can bring your whip, though. There will be dancing girls.

David Russell said:
Who can eat watercress without Miracle Whip? The horror of the thought!
Aaaargh! The barbarians are at the gates! Butter! None of that No-natural-ingredients fungus fertilizer.