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#1

I could see Hans or Dave doing this . :>)

RETIREMENT:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him another bad name." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in '08.”

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.

#2

Pretty funny!

Reminds me of the movie with Peter Sellers, where he approaches a man, and a dog is near by. He asks the man if his dog bites. The man says no. The dog attacks Peter Sellers, who eventually gets free of the dog and reproaches the man “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

The man replies, “That is not my dog!”

Regards, Greg

#3

Bryan Johnson said:
I could see Hans or Dave doing this . :>) RETIREMENT: Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break”? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a “Nazi.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him another bad name." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “Hillary in '08.” I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.

Bryan, You are wicked, I like it!

#4

I gotta remember that one…:wink:

#5

hehe

I’ll never have a chance to use it

#6

Tom Ruby said:
hehe

I’ll never have a chance to use it

Tom, Even if you don’t retire, you probably will look retired. :smiley: :wink:

#7

Oh. I meant I’d never encounter somebody writing a parking ticket AND remember the prank :stuck_out_tongue:

#8

I liked it better the first time I heard this one, but then the punch line was “Bush 2004”

#9

a liberal train guy? hehehe

Andre’

#10

Yeah, they just had to add politics to it.

#11

Geez, the first time I heard it the punch line was Johnson/Goldwater 1964!

I’ll go get my walker, now. :smiley:

madwolf

#12

Steve Featherkile said:
Geez, the first time I heard it the punch line was Johnson/Goldwater 1964! I’ll go get my walker, now. :smiley: madwolf

#13

Andre Schofield said:
a liberal train guy? hehehe Andre’

Yes the L word!

#14

Shocking!

Alas! What are we coming to?