I know we have a few on here !
FOR ALL LEXOPHILES
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A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.
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What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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A backward poet writes inverse.
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In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
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You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
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Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
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He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
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Every calendar’s days are numbered.
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A lot of money is tainted *t’aint yours and 'taint mine.
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.