Two guys are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I
wonder how deep it is? The second hunter says,” I don’t know. Let’s throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom". The first
hunter says, “There’s this old automobile transmission here. Give me a hand.
We’ll throw it in and see”. So they pick it up, carry it over, count one, two,
three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking
over the edge when they hear rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn
around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and
with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and
trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up… “Say
there,” says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here
anywhere, did you?”
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hunert miles
an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, “That’s impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!”
