Large Scale Central

One just has to love these guys

This came to my @yahoo.ca address. Yes, it automatically landed in the SPAM box, but I check that anyway

  1. for the entertainment value

  2. to make sure it is strictly SPAM

TAX RETURN FOR THE YEAR 2014
RECALCULATION OF YOUR TAX REFUND
LOCAL OFFICE No. 6745
TAX CREDIT OFFICER: Rachel Lattimore
TAX REFUND ID NUMBER: 481716208
REFUND AMOUNT: $358,279 USD

Off hand I’d say they’re really ahead of their time. Must be a projection of how much money I’ll make this year.

Man, your witholding must be high to get a refund like that :slight_smile:

Yeah, sure must be. It’s probably all happening in that parallel universe they keep talking about.

Gee HJ the guy who stole your identity is doing way better than you. Maybe you should steal his ID

:wink:

Always cracks me up when I get phishing emails that claim to be from the IRS or some such, yet have a hotmail return address and are full of glaring spelling errors.

Ray, yes the spelling errors are actually funny. I mean, I am supposed to believe this came form the IRS, World bank, FBI, or whatever and they cant even afford a free spell checker?

But the real give away for me is that these emails are never addressed to me by name. If they were legit, they would at least know my name.

I currently have this sitting in my junk mail:

Dear Groundwater

My name is Barrister Mann Piro,a solicitor at law and personal attorney to your late uncle,Engr.J.B.Groundwater ,a national of your country,who died in a motor accident in the year 2010 with his wife and their only daughter.I have contacted you as the beneficiary/next of kin to his estate fund valued at $9.3 Million dollar only,however he deposited the fund.

Before his death.Your immediate/urgent attention is highly needed and don’t fail to call me now. Please contact me now at my private email address +22890395072.call me for more information and directive.You are also advice to provide the listed information below.

Your age…

Occupations…

Your full names…

Your private email…

Your Marital statue…

Your telephone numbers…

Best regards.

Mr. Mann Piro.ESQ

Please contact me on my private Phone numbers:+22890395072 Or contact me to this private email address more information and directive

The phone number is in Tongo Ghana, and the email came from a gmail address but reply is to an outlook address. Must be a mighty poor lawyer to have to use Gmail.

Email links deleted for others safety

Don

The really irritating thing about these idiots is they live in poor conditions yet manage to get a computer, donated no doubt by the West as aid to the “emerging nations”.

The computer is one of the few things the local president can’t stuff into his Swiss bank account . So some minion/sycophant gets it .

Mike

sw 0934 GMT

Had my first phone scammer of the day at 0830 this morning.

He was told to go forth and multiply…

He shouldn’t have picked Monday morning should he ? A bit daft that .

Mind you , I get some fun by keeping them on the phone , playing the interested buyer , then laughing and then telling them to goforth , etc…

That actually stopped one regular ambulance chaser , I did it twice before he said he wouldn’t offer to help any more . So I said “Oh dear , how sad , never mind”

Mike

sw 0905gmt

For those who are not quite as familiar with how some of the scams work there is a novel that will make for entertaining reading "419"

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/books-and-media/419-by-will-ferguson/article4223582/

Canadian author, Canadian and Nigerian setting. And not as far fetched as it might seem, despite being a novel. Your mileage may differ!

HJ

For hours of entertainment there is always the 419-Eater site. (https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/e/gtalk.324)

Donald Groundwater said:

I currently have this sitting in my junk mail:

Dear Groundwater

My name is Barrister Mann Piro,a solicitor at law and personal attorney to your late uncle,Engr.J.B.Groundwater ,a national of your country,who died in a motor accident in the year 2010 with his wife and their only daughter.I have contacted you as the beneficiary/next of kin to his estate fund valued at $9.3 Million dollar only,however he deposited the fund.

Before his death.Your immediate/urgent attention is highly needed and don’t fail to call me now. Please contact me now at my private email address +22890395072.call me for more information and directive.You are also advice to provide the listed information below.

Your age…

Occupations…

Your full names…

Your private email…

Your Marital statue…

Your telephone numbers…

Best regards.

Mr. Mann Piro.ESQ

Please contact me on my private Phone numbers:+22890395072 Or contact me to this private email address more information and directive

The phone number is in Tongo Ghana, and the email came from a gmail address but reply is to an outlook address. Must be a mighty poor lawyer to have to use Gmail.

Email links deleted for others safety

Don

Yea, your name is listed as beneficiary, can you please provide your name. Huh?

Yes, but I have GOT to get my share that 9.3 MILLION dollars, notice the $ and spelled out dollar.

Sure I can give him all that personal information, NOT.

Don

The sad part is some people actually fall for it. I love the phone scams I play with them until they get so frustrated they hang up on me lol…

Mark Hadler said:

HJ

For hours of entertainment there is always the 419-Eater site. (https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/e/gtalk.324)

I’m entertained enough as it is, few additions required.

Are you guys saying I didn’t win the Liberian Lotto?

dammit…

Terry

Yes you did…oh ye of little faith…your cheque is in the mail…

Terry Burr said:

Are you guys saying I didn’t win the Liberian Lotto?

dammit…

Terry

The Liberian Lotto these days is called Ebola, so you got lucky

Hey, I did win the Publisher’s clearinghouse Sweepstakes. :slight_smile:

I got my $10 check right here. :frowning: :stuck_out_tongue: