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Off Topic - Ordering Pizza

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#1

If you only want to talk about trains, please move on and mark that you have read this. To my friends that enjoy satirical humor, enjoy. NO offense is meant to anyone. Bob, if you feel this is totally inappropriate, I will certainly not be offended if you delete this. NO harm, no foul.

http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf

#2

hehe

I write that kind of software.

I was at a grocery store and the lady asked if I had my preferred shopper card. She scanned it, and her computer said, “CHEAPSKATE! HE ONLY BUYS WHAT’S ON SALE!”

#3

:smiley: Sad, but probably not so far in our future.

Do you think I should believe the government when they told me my new passport card with the RFID chip is protected from transmitting my location when it’s enclosed in the paper foil pouch it came with ?

The problem is, it doesn’t bother me that I can be tracked. I’ve been driving around with EZ-Pass in my car for 8 years. Most interstates in the East have readers every few miles for “traffic analysis”. That and my cell phone has a GPS in it. The phone company can locate me to within 6 feet regardless if I’m using it or not.

Now, if only [u]I[/u] could figure out where I am within 6 feet :o

#4

Jon,
The “online daily position report” shows you have already been to the coffee pot 3 times this morning and the bathroom twice, time to get back to work. :wink:

#5

There must be some artificial intelligence in that reporting system. I was just getting up now to make my 3rd trip to teh coffee pot :smiley:

#6

Damn confusers never work right. Already over inflating your breaks to show its value to management.

#7

…and Jon; I hate to tell you, but the Canadian Border Security has traced you to at least three cat houses in the last few weeks…don’t be so free to lend your Cell Phone to the young lad, or start cutting back on his allowance…you can’t afford the services provided by a cat house, and still operate a railroad, and be owned by a wife…!!!

#8

Meow

#9

Oh good ! ( big grin ) seriously…

Glad to see the humor has made a return to the forums. Really missed them as most were in good taste…

TOF

#10
Ric Golding said:
If you only want to talk about trains, please move on and mark that you have read this. To my friends that enjoy satirical humor, enjoy. NO offense is meant to anyone. Bob, if you feel this is totally inappropriate, I will certainly not be offended if you delete this. NO harm, no foul.

http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf


Oh my God.
Ric has posted a link to the American Civil Liberties Union :o

Ric…have you got your right and left a**backwards today :lol:
Ralph

#11

…grinning…

#12
Ric Golding said:
;-)
I keep telling myself this means Touche' :P Ralph
#13

…Touching is something most of us can’t afford, let alone a night in a cat house…not much of a “Meow”, more like a hisssssssss !!!

For railroad content…it was once suggested that “Red light houses” were named after the habit of railroad men leaving their red lanterns on the porch when they “Attended” a house of “Favours”…true or not, I like the story, and attend on carrying a red lantern when next I visit a cat house…!!!

#14

Great idea, Ric…it was getting dull around here, with Bobby off playing Boy Scout, chasing Girl Guides/Girl scouts, or whatever the latest game Scouts play these days out in the woods…!!!

Humour is always good…

#15

I’m still looking for a “Plot-plan” for a brewery located next to a sewage and sludge works…it would be great to have a pipe connecting the two…!!!

#16
Fred Mills said:
Great idea, Ric....it was getting dull around here

Humour is always good…


I agree.
I got several good laughs out of this one :lol:
Ralph

#17

I already have a file like this on the FBI’s Watchlist.

(http://www.lscdata.com/users/lastmanout/_forumfiles/eye5.gif)

#18

David Hill said:
I already have a file like this on the FBI’s Watchlist. [url]

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If you are on the FBI’s watch list, I probably am too. See what an innocent little e-mail can do :wink: They can watch me 24/7 for all I care. I will bore them to tears :lol: Since Bob shut down the off topic…I have nowhere to run my mouth :o Ralph

#19

Ralph;

If you keep it on a leash, and muzzled; you are wwelcome to “Run” it anytime here in my back yard. In fact it might add to the fun we have here…so pay a visit and bring it along…the bheer is cold and waiting…!!!

#20

Well thank you, Fred.
No passport. Don’t know if I’ll ever get one.
David already has me in one too many government computers :lol:

Living in Michigan when I was young, I spent a lot of time in Ontario.
Never did think of it as a “foreign” country. Just my “stompin grounds”.

Won’t be long and we’ll need a passport to leave the house.
Ralph