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"Nigerian" scams getting better

Every time a new one of these comes out it’s better than the last. This one actually contains reasonably good grammar so it isn’t suspect by that alone. The new twist - help a US Serviceman in Iraq…

"Scam Email" said:
Dear Friend

My name is Sgt.David Mark, I am an American soldier with Swiss background,
serving in the military with the army’s 3rd infantry division. With a very
desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I found
your contact particulars in an address journal.

I am seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of ( $ 25 Million U.S.
Dollars ) Twenty Five Million United State Dollars to you, as far as I can be
assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service
here, this is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved.Source Of
Money:Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse
near one of Saddam’s old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation,
and it was agreed by staff Sgt Kenneth buff and I that some part of this money
be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us
saw the money first.

This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can
make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.The above
figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a
problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working here and his
office enjoy some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe location
entirely out of trouble spot. he does not know the real contents of the
package, and believes that it belongs to a brithish/american medical doctor who
died in a raid here in Iraq, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the
package to his family.

Now this where you come in this if you are willing to assist me in this
transaction, the money has been packed as family valuables and it will be
delivered to you in your country in two days, if you are willing to assist me in
this venture you are advised to get back to me with your complete contact
information which will be forwarded to the diplomat who is carrying the said
consignment.

He will contact you on your direct phone number from your international
airport, after that the consignment will proceed to your home which is the final
destination, note that it is not a must that you should assist me in this
transaction but if you are willing and sincere to help me out in this
transaction be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free and it does
not contradict the laws of any country.Indicate your interest in assisting me as
well as Providing your contactinformation to the smooth conclusion of this
Transaction.

Sgt. David Mark.
Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division
Unit(T.I.D.U),Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq.

Didn’t they make a movie about that with George Clooney?

Gee, where do I sign up? :stuck_out_tongue:

Steve Featherkile said:
Gee, where do I sign up? :P
I'll send you the email address if you's like to claim the fortune :)