Large Scale Central

New scam

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

ATTN:Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is in the tune of $11million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria His Excellency Goodluck Jonathan to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the
likes.

Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment which is by Cashier Check or by Visa ATM Card?

yada, yada, yada…

To effect the release of your fund valued at $11million you are advised to contact our correspondent in Africa the delivery officer Frau Lilian Anderson with the information below,

Email: [email protected]
[email protected]
Hot Lines: +234 8071804275

My Nigerian uncle says this is a good deal. I’m gonna send in my info… not!

Love the names… “His Excellency Goodluck Jonathan” & “Frau Lilian Anderson”

If you receive an email asking you to donate money to help those impacted by the civil unrest in Egypt, don’t fall for it. It’s a pyramid scheme.

Let me see now this is in US so you have to contact someone in Africa (the rip off capital of the world)
This is dripping all over with scam.
Wouldn’t that be Homeland Security now?
No office hrs?
So what are the Germans doing in Africa?
Ken I didn’t know your name was ATTN:Beneficiary.
Hey what the heck it’s only money you can keep it.
David

The wondrous names are a bit of a give-away. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting their compatriots from Nigerian, Ghana and the Gold Coast across a court-room. One of the funniest I ever met - a Ghanaian lady in court charged with fraud - had 46 identities and seventy-one children on claims - was called Blinding Light Evaporation Nkilembi 'Ko-Gwaranja III.

It took three court days to read the charges against her.

Needless to say, all of her were found guilty, on all 6400+ charges.

tac

tac Foley said:
The wondrous names are a bit of a give-away. I've had the pleasure of meeting their compatriots from Nigerian, Ghana and the Gold Coast across a court-room. One of the funniest I ever met - a Ghanaian lady in court charged with fraud - had 46 identities and seventy-one children on claims - was called Blinding Light Evaporation Nkilembi 'Ko-Gwaranja III.

It took three court days to read the charges against her.

Needless to say, all of her were found guilty, on all 6400+ charges.

tac


Yeah, but TAC, she was offering a Good Deal, wasn’t she? They? :stuck_out_tongue:

I gotta admit…this one was original…

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

:wink:

Bruce Chandler said:
If you receive an email asking you to donate money to help those impacted by the civil unrest in Egypt, don’t fall for it. It’s a pyramid scheme.
I'll pass this one on to my mummy so she knows.

anybody care to give’em a buzz or an email:

Email: [email protected]
[email protected]
Hot Lines: +234 8071804275

Just got this today and thought I’d share it with all my LSC friends. The winnings from Kenya have not been working out very well.

Dear Winner,

We are please to inform you today 24th of Febuary 2011,That your email address has won the Sum of $1,000,000.00 USD (One Million U.S. dollars ONLY) from Australian International Lottery Program.To receive this sum,You will Contact the Regional Claims Agent in Nigeria where this year’s Lottery was Coordinated along with the below information’s:

Regional Claims Agent: Dr Mathew Ralph.
Official Email:
Official Contact Line:

Claims Requirements:

Ticket Number:4700172507056490102 & Serial Number 7741134002nd This
Batch Renders Lucky Numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 & Bonus Number 17
1.Full Names:
2.Nationality:
3.Age:
4.Sex:
5.Contact Address:
6.Telephone Number:
7.Occupation:

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participants or unofficial personnel.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs.Rosemary Quiles.
Coordinator.

NOTE: Do not reply to me, but you have to contact
DR MATHEW RALPH

You mean…I won’t be getting my 11 million dollars ??? :frowning:

Hey, Richard, I guess we’ll have to carry on working at Pat’s then, eh?

Your turn with the potato chipper next week…

tac

Dang, I must live wrong cause I never get any of the money :slight_smile:

Bruce Chandler said:
If you receive an email asking you to donate money to help those impacted by the civil unrest in Egypt, don’t fall for it. It’s a pyramid scheme.

Oh, bravo!

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Bruce–

Oh,no! Now, we are going to be buried with your sense of humor! Of course, it is all in-crypt-ted.

U know the really sad part of all this is the fact that there really R a bunch
of living, breathing, and walking among us idiots that fall for this crap, or
U wouldn’t be seeing a new scam every other day if nobody was buying
into them… And worst of all, these idiots R out there breeding and making
more idiots !!!
Paul R…

tac Foley said:
Hey, Richard, I guess we'll have to carry on working at Pat's then, eh?

Your turn with the potato chipper next week…

tac


Not me!!! You know I always get my fingers caught in that thing! :o