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My Vacation Letter to President Bush

My Vacation Letter to President Bush
Subject: Vacation in Mexico

Dear Mr. President,
I’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, And I would like to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

  1. Free medical care for my entire family .
  2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
  3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
  4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
  5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
  6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
  7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
  8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.
  9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
  10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
  11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
  12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
  13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. I know this is an easy request b ecause you already do all these things for all t he people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Sincerely,
a fellow American

Sheesh Steve,

Fox left office 11 months ago, kind o’ late to remind Shrub to clarify anything with Vince, isn’t it? :lol: :lol:

We need to send him off real quick to Mexico. He needs help from their educational system. Ours failed! :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :wink:

Yeah just more of the same old same old bashing e-mail that shows up from time to time…

I just came back from vacation in Mexico, Baja and the Central Coast to be specific. Well you’d be surprised just how many Americans have packed it up and retired down there, they just cant afford to retire up here, or how many have moved down there to start tourist related business’s or art studios. With 1/3 the population ex-pat gringos, Cabo San Lucas could be an almost-suburb of San Diego from the looks of it.

I may have to move down there. I can only stretch a rubber dollar so far in this economy…:frowning:

I thought about changing the name, but I couldn’t spell it and didn’t care.

I also notice that no one has challenged the basic premise of the letter.

What’s there to challenge? We all feel about the same about immigration…especially from the south of the US. I think most of us are at least a little angry about where our tax dollar goes as far as illegal immigrants are concerned. In that case I think you would be preaching to the choir. :confused:

Wellllll Steve,

When a letter starts out with “non-factual” assertions, I usually consider the rest in the same light.
But since the letter is addressed to the person who believed that Latin Americans speak Latin, it still brought a smile to my face. :wink: :slight_smile: :wink:

BTW that was almost as good as confusing the Austrians with the Australians. Real humour!

And the Hispanics are from the Peninsula of Hispanolia. A Latino is a small Roman of the First Century BC. 54-40 or Fight! Keep your pigs out of my potatoes!

Which assertions do you consider to be “non-factual?” Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Naturally the one about President Fox in 2007! :wink: You can’t be that far behind the times, eh??

Oh, bother! He is still addressed as El Presedente’, and his name is still Fox, and he is still advocating an open border, but only one open border, the one just south of Calexico, so the assertion stands.

Steve Featherkile said:
Oh, bother! He is still addressed as El Presedente', and his name is still Fox, and he is still advocating an open border, but only one open border, the one just south of Calexico, so the assertion stands.
Maybe we should just give Cali back to them. With all the drought, fires, mudslides, earthquakes, lousy football teams, traffic, writer's strike, etc. they can have it. It certainly isn't doing much for my homeowner's insurance rates. Or maybe just secede from the Union that way Arnie can be President. Seriously, I'm not sure how many of my Irish ancestors came over on the boat to NYC legally back in the day.....

-Brian

We could also give Maryland and most of the east coast back to the Indians… Heck they seem to be doing such a good job with them casinos they might just buy it back! but I doubt they’d take parts of New Jersey back… :wink:

If you give all those states back to the indians we would have a whole lot of unemployed career politicians. Can the rest of the states afford the welfare??

Naw, the rest of us can move back to the old sod and live on the dole there. :smiley:

Victor Smith said:
We could also give Maryland and most of the east coast back to the Indians… Heck they seem to be doing such a good job with them casinos they might just buy it back! but I doubt they’d take parts of New Jersey back… :wink:

Didn’t you know this is already “the Redskins Nation!” (at least the DC area)?

Boy, do they suck! -Brian

brian donovan said:

Victor Smith said:
We could also give Maryland and most of the east coast back to the Indians… Heck they seem to be doing such a good job with them casinos they might just buy it back! but I doubt they’d take parts of New Jersey back… :wink:

Didn’t you know this is already “the Redskins Nation!” (at least the DC area)?

Boy, do they suck! -Brian

They cannot suck worse than the Raiders out here…there are Galaxies with black holes at their centers that suck less than the Raiders…:wink:

Oh, I know. I mentioned the “lousy football teams” above. You may be in luck though as you can look forward to the LA Bills (La Bills? I think that should be Le Bills). I better stop since I’m already cracking myself up!

-Brian

I think it would be LA Blahs, but it wont happen, so far no one here is willing to spend millions of $$ to build a new stadium for any team regardless of how much their billionare owners whine and gripe about it, the attitude here is “If you want a new stadium, build it yourself” of course we all know billionares have no money to spare.

Boy, talk about thread-jacking! :smiley: How 'bout them SeaHawks? We was robbed!