Stay away from Alan Briggs - loco-plates UK. He is a cheat. An expensive one, too.
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He that taketh my gold, but giveth not goods in return, for there is none charity in him. Likewise is he lacking wholly in truth.
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He maketh false promises unto the innocent that put their trust in his arts, and their confidence in his wiles.
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For verily, his web-site is impressive in thy sight, and giveth the unwary full reason to place their trust in him, for it is full of self-praise.
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For there it readeth - ‘My products are full great, and pleasing in the eyes of the multitude.’ But alas and woe, sadness and gnashing of teeth
have together come upon me, for I, seemingly among many others, yea, even a multitude, have yet to see them. -
And then did I remonstrate with him, full two score times I emailed him, that I was displeased and longing for my plates.
In my anguish, I was ignored for the longest time, even three months. And then - -
‘Fear not’ - he replied ’ for are they not done? Indeed, are they not drying in my workshop as I write to you these words of comfort?’
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Alas, that his words of comfort are as those words written in water, or on mist, yea!, even the thinnest of air. His lies shall bind his words
hereafter, and cleave his tongue to his throat, that none here shall be as deceived as was I. He shall go without forthwith without my
recommendation, for Lo! he is an scoundrel, yea! even and a cheat. For he promises gold, but giveth not even brass. For my check
hath been cashed, yet I have naught to show for it. -
So verily, I say unto you, that lest you wish to follow me into woe and despondency, put your trust elsewhere.
[With apologies to the late King James]
tac