OK so someone mentions weight management (aka dieting). It just so happens that my sister-out-law forwarded this yesterday and I had to find the source on the Internet. Here goes …
http://pietschsoft.com/post/2008/02/14/The-Purina-Diet-7bJoke7d
Number one, he should have been more careful of the audience he decided to tell his story to. Wal-martians are an odd lot to put it mildly.
Number two, it’s no great loss to him, not being allowed to shop at Walmart any more.
Do you get the impression that I am not a fan of Walmart?
Dan,
It is the adaptation to the surroundings that I find very admirable in that story. 
BTW Wal-Mart is at the very, very bottom of our supplier list i.e. must be a dire emergency, and what’s required can’t be found anywhere else, before we even consider that place.
One of the surest ways to get many laughs is reading fora and groups etc. etc. on the Internet. Used to be one needed to buy a satirical magazine to get a similar number of laughs.
PS looks like another fine day, both in the laughs and weather category.
Oh , bugger it .
Another one of my ideas trashed .
Hans says he laughs . Oh , the infamy !!! I shall never recover .
Wait a minute though , perhaps he’s just pretending he laughs . Cling to hope , it’s better than brooding .
Mike
One of the better jokes in the arsenal of many I remember goes like this:
A German guy is telling a Swiss guy a joke, the Swiss doesn’t really get it (that happens 
), so the German tells him: “Oh man, you Swiss have absolutely no humour” To which the Swiss replies “That is really not funnyl!”
BTW my fellow Swiss are less than amused when I relate that joke. I always blame it on my maternal grand parents, who immigrated from Germany to Switzerland prior to WW1. 