A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an eight-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says: “Well, that’s great…that’s just great…some asshole’s got my pen!”
Steve you really need to find something to do. Maybe play with some trains or something, you have WAY TOO much time on your hands. sigh as bob say’s.
Sigh.
Steve Good show.
My wife really got a kick out of that joke as she is a nurse.
Cheers
But how do you know it’s a rectal thermometer…?
You sniff it?
yup, the smell…