Large Scale Central

In therapy

General Discussion
#1

Therapist: “What is it that’s troubling you, young man?”

Young patient: “I think my mom is cheating on my dad.”

Therapist: “Oh my…”

Young patient: “But that’s not the worst of it.”

Therapist: “Oh?”

Young patient: “The guy she’s fooling around with is someone special, someone I thought I could trust. And during the holidays, too!”

Therapist: “That must be terribly upsetting. Are you sure about this? What happened, exactly, that makes you think”

Young patient: “I was upstairs in bed on Christmas eve, and heard some noise. I snuck downstairs, and saw… and saw…”

Therapist: “Go on, what did you see?”

Young patient: “I’m sorry, this is just so hard…”

Therapist: “I understand. Just take a deep breath. Now, what was it that you saw that night?”

Young patient: “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”

:wink:

#2

Phone call…

“Hello?”

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

“No Daddy.
She’s upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul.”

After a brief pause,

Daddy says,
"But honey,

you haven’t got

an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do,
and he’s upstairs in the room

with Mommy,

right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs

and knock on the bedroom door

and shout to Mommy

that Daddy’s car

just pulled into the driveway."

“Okay Daddy,
just a minute.”

A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.

“I did it Daddy.”

“And what happened honey?”

"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.

Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn’t moving at all!"

“Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?”

"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn’t know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he’s dead."

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?

Is this
486-5731?"

#3

That brings tears to my eyes…laughing so hard…:lol:

#4

Thanks for that, Ken. I’m with Warren!

#5

Still laughing…

Later,

K

#6

I must give credit to Richard Smith for that one. He sent me the email and it was just to good not to share it…:wink: