Happily , I can say I have yet to seriously drop a loco .
But I was party to an expensive fumbled drop . Hong Kong , 1955
On one of those hot lazy days of youth , I was the senior tech on duty on a jet fighter squadron . A recently arrived Wireless Tech (there aren’t many that are wired) was itching to get his hands on a real fault on an aircraft . We had already shown him round , but there he was , white kneed and keen to do something .
So his opportunity duly came when a jet (Venom) started up and the young jockey in the bang seat indicated no w/t . Quite an easy fix , take a large general service screwdriver and undo the flip up latches on the w/t access panel , open said panel , and give the T/R a thump to encourage the channel changer to turn over . So our young moron with me hovering does his openy up bit----and placed the screwdriver on the nearest flat bit , the engine intake . At first , I thought he was lucky because there was no obvious happening , but I was quickly disabused by the very loud sound like some kid running a metal bar along railings , which indeed it nearly was , but it was a metal screwdriver running against compressor blades , and I was quite startled to see the pilot leap over the front of the cockpit before I could move . The noise got worse , and I confess , I ran . Stopped behind a handy refuelling truck , peeped round it and there was this white kneed and now very white faced tech peering down the intake for his screwdriver .
As you may imagine , half the squadron was alerted to this strange noise and we managed to attract young tech’s attention and he then joined the pilot in the monsoon ditch , almost in one leap , it seemed . Now the fun began . Rotor blades came whizzing out of the casing hotly pursued by spurts of steam (atomised fuel actually)
We started edging toward this rattling , shaking monster that we had all loved moments before , now shooting shards of expensive metal at us and causing quick retreats , then a hesitant edge forward and a quick leap back as another spurt of fuel came out of this monster that was disembowelling itself contemptuous of the erks approaching , fire extinguishers at the ready .
Finally , silence , with the odd hiss from the now seriously ill aircraft and loud clanks as it cooled down and the more timid of us running for cover again . We , brave lads who had promised to defend Queen and Country , running from an innocent but suddenly malignant looking piece of hardware .
“WTF do we do now ?” sez an erk .
" Can I have my screwdriver back?" said another .
Well , it was a promising start to another day at the office .
Mike , with fond memories of a misspent youth .
PS If I should ever drop a loco , I shall report it here .